Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Who would have expected this kind of behavior from a topless hair stylist?

It was discovered that a woman who gives haircuts while topless is married to two men at the same time, according to police in Colorado.

Boulder County police said that they have arrested 48-year-old Suzette Ann Hall, after she married a second man while already being married.

Hall has been charged with bigamy and two counts of violating bond. If convicted, she faces up to 18 months in prison.

She was booked into the Boulder County Jail, and her bail has been set at $20,000. According to the criminal complaint, Hall is married to at least two men and is having a sexual relationship with a third man.

Hall was caught after submitting a recent marriage application in which she claimed that her former husband died. Police also received a call from one of the husbands who was trying to annul his marriage to Hall.

Another husband told police that Hall had moved to Wyoming to run a brothel and a business called Five Star Hair. Hall became famous for giving haircuts while being topless.

In an unrelated case, Hall has also been charged with practicing cosmetology and massaging without a license.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- World Record 150 Santas Tandem Parachute --*
More than 100 Australians participated in a series of tandem parachute jumps while dressed up as Santa Claus. The 150 Santas added the holiday twist to their Guinness World Record attempt for "Most tandem parachute jumps in eight hours." The stunt was part of experience gift retailer RedBalloon Christmas marketing campaign to raise funds for children's cancer charity Camp Quality. In addition to claiming the new tandem parachute jumping record, the event managed to raise a total of $5,000. "We loved being a part of this very special Guinness World Records event and it was great to see the smiles on the faces of our Camp Quality families," Camp Quality Regional Manager Sonia Cameron said. In 2015 RedBalloon gathered 320 Australians dressed as Santa Claus to break the record for the largest surfing lesson.

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A nurse having lunch with her mother at a McDonald's in Florida ended up helping to deliver a baby boy in the eatery's bathroom. April Jones, whose mother works as a cashier at the McDonald's on Tamiami Trail in Sarasota, said she met her mother at the store for lunch when she heard a call for help. "A man came out of the bathroom screaming, 'she's pregnant! She's pregnant!'" The man was Sean Jordan, and his wife, Cathy Jordan, was giving birth in the restaurant's bathroom. Cathy Jordan said she was surprised to go into labor during what she thought would be a normal trip to the bathroom. "I felt the baby's head. This scream came out of me came, from my toes, quite the scream. The whole restaurant heard it. Somebody in the other stall asked if I was ok I said 'No I'm having a baby,'" Jones said she placed the mother on two jackets and the baby came quickly. "It all happened very fast," Jones said. "She pushed, then pushed again and the baby was out. At first, he was blue and not breathing. That's when the paramedics came." "By that time, the baby breathed like he was a fish out of water," Jones said. "He's perfect -- 10 fingers, 10 toes, beautiful dimples. He's got a full head of hair," Cathy Jordan said of newborn Parker, who weighed in at 5 pounds and 9 ounces.




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LEWIS; That French woman wants to marry the robot lover that she created then perhaps she now create a robot preacher to perform the wedding. -R.S.
[Why bother when you can just go to tech support?]


LEWIS I wonder if that lady in france who loves a robot for her partner ever saw that movie EX MACHINA .i did it was a good movie.it was about robots too. HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS RICHARD
[And happy holiday to you, but my name's Lewis.]

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