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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A woman was arrested on a charge of drunk driving after allegedly driving drunk with a dead body that crashed into the windshield of her car during a hit and run, according to police in California.

Oceanside police said that they have arrested 29-year-old Esteysi Sanchez Izazaga, after being accused of hitting and killing a man with her car.

Izazaga was charged with drunk driving, vehicular manslaughter and hit-and-run. She was booked into the Vista County jail, and her bail was set at $130,000.

According to the police investigation, witnesses reported seeing a man walking on the sidewalk when he was hit by the suspect's car.

Izazaga allegedly drove her car onto the sidewalk and hit the man at random. Because of her speed, the victim flew into the windshield and landed in the front passenger seat.

One of the man's legs separated from his body and flew through the back window, landing on the trunk of the car.

Izazaga continued driving about a mile. She then parked her car in a dead end street and walked away. Witnesses called police, who found Izazaga a few blocks away.


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A horse-riding cowboy leading a second horse by the reigns caused a major traffic jam Monday by riding over a busy New York bridge. A video shows the man, dressed in western garb, riding a horse and leading a second equine by the reigns while crossing Staten Island's Outerbridge Crossing bridge in front of a long line of backed-up traffic. "In case you're wondering why there's traffic on the Outerbridge Crossing," the tweet said. The man is closely followed by a Port Authority Police Department patrol car with its emergency lights on. A Port Authority police spokesman confirmed the patrol car was dispatched to escort the man to the other side of the bridge, but it was unclear whether the rider would face any fines or trespassing charges on the other side.


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Angered over his recent eviction from a mobile home park, a Florida man carrying a five gallon bucket allegedly snuck back into the property and contaminated the community swimming pool with a vile slurry that "had the appearance of liquid feces" according to police. Thomas Lee Mason, 54, targeted the Embassy Mobile Home Park late Thursday night. Witnesses said they saw Mason, bucket in hand, entering the Clearwater park, though he had "no legitimate business" there. Mason, police charge, was spotted "entering the pool area with the bucket and then leaving the area with the same bucket." Investigators have charged Mason with "pouring an unknown dark colored substance that had the appearance of liquid feces/diarrhea" into the pool. Cops estimated that it would cost $300 in chemicals and cleaning supplies to disinfect the pool. What I want to know is where the hell he came up with five gallons?

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Dear BN Lewis, The government is arming itself against us - We, The People – but we are the paranoid ones... Lisa J

Last year Homeland Security bought 1,000,000,000 rounds of hollow point ammo "for training purposes". That's a 1 with a "B". Joe Public had trouble buying ammo for months while the ammo companies scrambled to fill the govt. order. Hollow points are more expensive. To truly rule a country 2 things have to happen. Keep the [population] uneducated and unarmed.

We don't need any more gun CONTROL!-- What we need is more Criminal control! Which includes closed borders & LOTS of deportations of ILLEGALS!

My feelings of safety aren't too shaken, but I believe in reincarnation. My biggest fear is that I'll have to start over. -Lucille

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