September 12, 2015


Greetings fellow Bizarros:

So a Detroit man was stabbed by his drunk father-in-law. Bizarre? Sort of. It is Detroit after all, and it was his father-in-law. How many fathers-in-law like their sons-in-law? But the reason he stabbed him...

Police in Oakland County say a man was stabbed by his father-in-law after finding the 47-year-old man nude, in bed with his wife--the man's own daughter.

The 25-year-old man told police that he had arrived home and discovered his wife and her father completely nude, laying together in bed. The man woke up his father-in-law and got into an altercation that continued outside of the home.

That's when the older man, since identified by police as Henry Allen Michael of Detroit, allegedly stabbed the younger man in the back with a knife.

After the stabbing, Michael got into his son-in-law's vehicle and fled the scene.

After interviewing the victim, deputies located his wife. The 24-year-old woman told police that she and her father were out drinking and when she arrived back at the house, she passed out. She did not know what had happened until her husband woke her up, police said.

The woman told police she had reason to believe that she was sexually assaulted.

Michael, who was staying at the couple's home after being released from prison (for robbery and assault with a dangerous weapon), was later arrested and is lodged at the Oakland County Jail on pending charges.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*--- Man Stops Burglars with Samurai Sword ---*
An Arizona homeowner foiled two teen burglars with a samurai sword after coming home early in the morning and finding them inside his house. One of them, a 16-year-old male, fled the scene. The homeowner used the sword, known as a katana, to detain the other teen, forcing him to wait on the couch until police arrived. Deputies took the 15-year-old into custody and later arrested the second teen. One of the teens showed deputies where he discarded a backpack used during the burglary. The backpack contained about $900 worth of items taken from the house. "They are fortunate that this case ended with them just being arrested and that they were not injured by the homeowner who came home to find them burglarizing his home," a Pinal County sheriff said.



*-- Police Pull Loaded Gun from Woman's P*!$& --*
If this story sounds familiar to regular Bizarre News readers, it is because almost the exact same thing happened a couple of years ago. police in Waco, TX pulled a loaded handgun from a woman's vagina after a traffic stop led to a drug bust, officials said. During the stop, officers found 2.7 grams of methamphetamine and arrested the driver. While being transported to jail, the suspect reportedly told an officer she had a Smith and Wesson .22-caliber semiautomatic handgun lodged inside her vagina. A female officer who retrieved the gun reported that the weapon had a round chambered and a full magazine of bullets. The woman was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon. I would have to look it up, but if Texas is a concealed carry state she probably would have gotten away with it. You can't get much more concealed than that. Or maybe it was a rape prevention device?


*---- READER COMMENTS ----*

Lewis; About the lady who stepped out of her car in the middle of traffic to take a spontaneous stroll and the cops letting her go because she wasn't drunk makes me think she must have been either a celebrity or the police chiefs daughter or mistress because what about reckless endangerment? You don't have to be drunk for that charge to stick. -Wes
[Well, technically she wasn't operating the vehicle when it jumped the median into oncoming traffic.]


Policeman committed the crime of shooting his own car, etc and gets put on PAID administrative leave until he is fired. What a job. I picked the wrong profession. They would have just fired me right then and there, without waiting or if they had to wait until the trial was over then there would be no pay, just not allowed to work. He is a danger to his community, not just to the reputation of police persons. -catt
[Let's cut the poor guy some slack. It worked for the two cops and McLovin in Superbad. He might have had a reasonable expectation that it would work for him.]


Lewis, I am from California and I can tell you we DO have some of the best barbecue. Bur no matter how good it is, I would not go running back into a house fire to save it. I like barbecue, but I don't want to be it. -Chris


Lewis, I was born in a hospital and I can talk to bears. I think the problem is when they talk back. Still, chumming the water with your newborn...that kid is either going to be totally enlightened or really screwed up.
[Yeah, I guess anybody can talk 'TO' bears, but you need some really good drugs before they start talking back.]


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