Saturday, June 29, 2013
Greetings fellow Bizarros:How is this for luck? An SUV hit a home in Jacksonville, FL ejecting the driver onto the couch in the living room.
"At approximately 3:05 this morning, a vehicle was westbound on Wilson Boulevard, failed to negotiate a curve, ran off the road, knocked over a mailbox and some trees, ended up hitting a house," said Detective J.C. Hurst.
The driver was ejected and ended up on the couch in the living room, upside down. He was transported to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
"I did see somebody on the couch in my neighbors living room, sitting there," a neighbor said. "We've been living here for the last nine years, so this is something unusual to see."
Police said speed was a factor and they were investigating whether alcohol was also a factor. Anybody want to take bets?
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Email Lewis*-- Swarming ants wrecking air conditioners along U.S. Gulf Coast --*AUSTIN, Texas - An invasion of "crazy" ants in areas of the U.S. Gulf Coast has wreaked havoc on electronic devices, especially air conditioning units, experts say. Tawny crazy ants, named for their color and their "herky-jerky" pattern of foraging, first showed up near Houston in 2002. Hailing from northern Argentina and southern Brazil, they seek out cavities to nest in, like walls, basements -- or air conditioning units. Less than 1/8 inch long, their small size allows them to crawl inside cellphones, computers and appliances, where protected cavities are "just great" for them, Edward LeBrun, a researcher at the University of Texas, told LiveScience. Reproducing in large numbers, sometimes outnumbering local species of ants 100-to-1, they've developed a preference for swarming into electronics devices like air conditioners and farm equipment like pumps, experts said. In one case, the ants quickly spread to 90 out of 150 air-conditioning units in an apartment building in Waco, Texas, said Mike Matthews, who works for Austin-area pest control business The Bug Master. "When you open these things up, you see thousands of the ants, just completely filling them up," he said. That infestation took about two months to control, he said.
*-- Fla. police looking for women who drugged men, stole their valuables --*FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - Police in Florida say they are looking for four women accused of drugging men they meet at bars, going to their homes, and robbing them. The suspects -- identified as Subhanna Beyah, 25; Johnnina Miller, 25; Keshia Clark, 27; and Ryan Elkins, 23 -- have allegedly drugged and stolen items from at least four men, CNN reported Friday. Broward County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Dani Moschella said it's possible other victims "haven't come forward because they're embarrassed." "We anticipate identifying other suspects and other victims," she said. Scott Rosen, 54, told CNN he met two of the suspects at a Fort Lauderdale bar and invited them to his home, where one of them distracted him while the other made him a drink that knocked him out. "I got drugged," Rosen said. Rosen said he woke up to find the women gone and more than $250,000 worth of his personal items had been stolen, including his handguns, diamonds and the Rolex watch he was wearing when he brought the women to his home. "It could have been worse," he noted. "They could have shot me with my own handgun." The sheriff's department has issued arrest warrants for the women on charges of one count of grand theft each. "We really want to get these women off the street ... because they're drugging their victims, presumably," Moschella said. "We don't know how long it will be before they end up killing somebody accidentally."
*-- READER COMMENTS --*Re: The guy who had the 140 lb. testicles removed and left him with a 1 inch penis...He'd be better off to have a sex change operation and go with a nice vibrator! -Ron
I retired from Wal Mart in Oklahoma and in all the years I worked in Sporting Goods I saw a LOT of people with hand guns in the store. It's not at all unusual. -Billie
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I have been in a Walmart before, and if I were to go back I would want a gun, too.]
He had 140 lbs of painfully swollen balls, now that this is remedied he's worried he won't have sex with a 1" penis that is left. How much sex was he getting carrying around 140 lbs of painfully swollen balls.
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I don't know, but there are some pretty kinky women out there.]
Hi Lewis.. RE: the guy with the 140 pound balls..I'll believe it when I see it (lol) What did they do with them after they removed them? And if God wanted him to have sex, he would have given him smaller balls and a bigger penis! Love your column! -Patty
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Tough, Patty. Very tough. And what sins did all those people who have cancer commit?]
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