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Bizarre News - March 18, 2015
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
I'm not about to stand on my high horse and preach to anybody about what they do with other consenting adults behind closed doors in the privacy of their own bedrooms or sex dungeons, but when you go online looking for kinky individuals to engage in fetish play with, you could be looking for trouble.
32-year-old Christina Leos certainly wasn't expecting what she got herself into. She met a 33-year-old lawyer named Ryan Hemphill online and pretty soon they were role-playing and making kinky sex videos.
Some people like to dress up in bondage gear, or maybe like a policeman or a fireman. Hemphill liked to dress up like a TSA agent and give Leos body cavity searches (hey, still not as weird as furries), but during one 'date' he got a little too rough and Leos got scared, so she decided to end the relationship.
When she went to his apartment to break up with him, Hemphill became so enraged he choked her and held a Bowie knife to her throat, saying, "I'm going to f-king slit your throat!" Leos testified. She thought was going to die, so when Hemphill released her she fled and called the police.
And it looks like Leos got off easy with a little choking and a body cavity search. Investigators found 20 homemade porn videos featuring Hemphill choking, water-boarding and torturing women.
Prosecutor Sara Weiss said, "He is in multiple videos holding a sword to the neck of blindfolded women, women he, on some occasions, urinates on, while he makes them recite prayers."
Yeah, she got off easy with the body cavity search.
Hemphill has denied the charges.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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*-- Bride backs out of marriage to math-challenged groom --*
RASOOLABAD, India (UPI) - A mathematically-challenged groom in India was dumped by his bride-to-be when he failed to correctly answer a basic addition problem just prior to the ceremony. Police in Uttar Pradesh said they were called to mediate between the bride and groom's families Wednesday in Rasoolabad after Lovely Singh backed out of plans to wed Ram Baran when she discovered her intended husband could not add 15 and six. Baran gave the answer as 17 instead of the correct 21. Mohar Singh, the father of the bride, said Baran's family failed to disclose his lack of education before the marriage plans were arranged. "Any [first grade] student must be able to solve the simple problem asked by us. The family of the groom had kept us in dark about the youth's qualification," Singh said. "It was a very embarrassing situation for all of us as we had come with all preparations and it was a matter of social prestige as well. We have been cheated," he told The Times of India. Police mediated between the families and both sides agreed to return all gifts they received in advance of the wedding.
*-- French man allegedly hid Russian wife in suitcase at Polish border crossing --*
TERESPOL, Poland (UPI) - A Frenchman was detained by Polish border guards after a search of his suitcase revealed shocking contents -- his Russian bride. Polish Border Guard officers at the Terespol border crossing from Belarus said they searched the luggage of a French train passenger in his 60s and discovered his large suitcase was concealing his Russian wife, who is in her 30s. The guards said the couple told them the woman was hiding in the suitcase because they feared she would not be allowed to cross the border from Belarus to Poland due to her lack of European Union citizenship. Dariusz Sienicki, spokesman for Polish Border Guard, said the woman "was in good shape and wasn't in need of any medical attention." Sienicki said the man was unaware that his wife would have been allowed to cross the border because he possessed the proper documentation showing their marital ties. "If she had traveled sitting next to her husband, she would have gone through smoothly," Sienicki said. The man and woman were detained on a charge of attempting to evade border control. They could each face up to three years in prison if convicted. "This was the first time I've seen someone travel like this. She very well could have been a victim of human trafficking," Sienicki said.
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Hmmm, large, medium and Caucasian.. so the thought process is that Caucasians are small? Oh Lord, they're gonna be begging to get this surgery. I just want you to know I have been with Caucasian males that were extremely large. One guy still gets pegged in public restrooms wanting to know how he got that big. Now imagine if every male had this surgery? Fine with me, but not all women can handle that size. I'm glad I could! -Patty
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Patty, something tells me you don't know what the term 'pegged' means, but thanks for letting us know about all the circus freak-sized studs you've been with. Next time please provide more detail.]
about the wrestling themed restaurant owner subduing the kid with a gun. Guns aren't legal in Chicago. You should know that. That's why it's so safe there...and one reason I left. -Safe in WI
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Murder, theft and mayhem are all illegal there, too. So Chicago must be a veritable paradise. But your brilliant sarcasm aside, recently passed laws now make it legal to carry a concealed firearm in Illinois (with a number of explicit exceptions, of course) including Chicago, provided one has the properly issued Concealed Carry License.]
Dear Lewis; About penis circumcision and transplant, maybe the research should incorporate more of a choice such as straight, crooked or pretzel shaped. Micro-chip thought control could be added easily for added fun. -Peter Peapee
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Considering some of the frightening-looking sex toys I have seen, you might actually be onto something there.]
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