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Saturday, March 19, 2011
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
There seems to be a lot of people jumping on car hoods lately.
This week's story comes from Norfolk, Va. A Virginia woman got
her purse and wallet back after a pursuit that involved riding
on the hood of the alleged thief's car for a quarter mile.
Jeanette Balazsi had lots of help in the chase from two em-
ployees at a Norfolk Food Lion who pursued the alleged purse
snatcher across the parking lot to an unknown biker on a
Harley who followed the car after Balazsi jumped off the hood.
Jennifer Leigh Jones, 32, was arrested after she got involved
in a crash, police said. She has been charged with eluding
police, theft and child endangerment because she had a 1-year-
old with her.
Balazsi said her wallet was found in the car, and Jones threw
her purse out the window, leading to its recovery.
Balazsi said she was standing in front of Jones' car, trying
to keep her from driving away when the other woman moved
forward and she had to jump to the hood to save herself. She
kept hanging on as Jones exited the parking lot and turned
onto Military Highway.
"That's the moment when I'm thinking 'What have I got myself
into?'" she said.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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--------- Police: Burglars wore stolen T-shirts ---------
LAKELAND, Fla. - Police in Florida said two men accused
of robbing a Chicken Shack restaurant were found a short
distance away wearing stolen Chicken Shack T-shirts.
Lakeland police said Officers Tony Williams and David
Kaiser responded to a report of a burglary Tuesday morning
at the eatery and found T-shirts, beer and other items had
been taken, WTSP-TV, Tampa/St. Petersburg, Fla., reported
Wednesday. The witness who reported the burglary gave the
officers good descriptions of two men and they spotted
Chad Berrien, 35, and Rickey Wright, 31, walking nearby a
short time later. The officers said the men were wearing
Chicken Shack T-shirts and were carrying several more as
well as some of the pilfered beer. Berrien and Wright were
arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft.
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------ Man starts fire trying to scare squirrels ------
RICHTON PARK, Ill. - An Illinois man says he accidentally
set his home on fire when he tried using a smoke bomb to
get rid of squirrels inside a wall. Robert Hughes of
Richton Park said he lit a smoke bomb in the gutter near
the hole the squirrels were using to enter the home and
a blaze quickly broke out, the Chicago Sun-Times reported
Wednesday. Richton Park Deputy Fire Chief Rodney Wilson
said firefighters who arrived at the home had to damage
the roof and drywall of the town home and an adjacent
residence to extinguish the flames. Hughes said his home
sustained fire damage and has been boarded up. The
neighbor's town home, which was damaged by firefighters,
has also been boarded up. No one was injured in the blaze.
Hughes said he believes the squirrels have vacated the
residence.
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OK, guys, let me (old Fart married twice for total of 41
years).. the fight is NEVER "over" with women. Even if
they "win". We THINK it is over because they aren't talking
about it anymore. 1- it will be remembered. 2- it will be
brought up the next time it is useful. so.. most fights are
over stuff that if ego's were left out, wouldn't matter.
So many women today, have learned from their 'liberated'
mothers, that all men are wrong about anything a woman wants,
needs or expects. all men are therefore idiots. -Corky
[I'm not making any judgments or trying to jump to any con-
clusions, but maybe, just maybe, it's you!]
Lewis, there was no chance of him hitting the bottom under
the bridge, The depth of the water is 330 feet. I know
because I was in the Navy and manned the fathometer going
in and out of port. -O'SURE
[Hitting the bottom doesn't have anything to do with it.
Traveling at 100 miles-per-hour a person makes one hell of
an impact...no matter what you're impacting.]
"Fairly sure they will win" and guilty are not the same thing.
A fact about convictions is that the recidivism (rearrest)
rate is about 67.5% within 3 years and near 95% within 10
years. BTW the very high recidivism rate is a good argument
for 3 strikes laws. But more interestingly... for those 5%
who never commit a crime for the rest of their lives. How
many were wrongly convicted? -John
The problem with being the world's oldest man/woman is that
you inherit the title from the previous holder, who just
died. Therefore, being the world's oldest is hazardous to
your health. Don't achieve it. You'll live longer.
[Thanks for the tip.]
Hi Lewis, Very good advice to just shut the hell up when the
police are "interviewing" you. Once I got pulled over for
next to nothing and they wanted to search my car. I had
nothing in so I thought. Figured if I said, go for it, they
wouldn't bother. Well, oops...a friend had evidently lost a
joint in the back seat. Hello 18 months probation. Dumb,
Dumb. ?Dan
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