Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
It's the oldest trick in the book. A cop fakes emergency calls so he can have sex with his girlfriend in his squad car without his wife finding out about it.
Okay, maybe not THE oldest.
A Florida police officer in is under fire after posting ads on Craigslist, looking for women to have sex with a "uniformed officer in his patrol car."
Officer Kevin Thompson of Lady Lake, resigned after pictures surfaced, showing him pleasuring himself in his patrol car while he was in uniform.
Thompson, who is married, responded to the Craigslist ad of the 38-year-old woman about four months ago, and the two began meeting while the officer was on duty.
Thompson allegedly put out false patrol alerts so that he could hang out with the woman while on duty.
During one of the visits, the woman came to his patrol car and saw the officer pleasuring himself while holding a pair of her underwear.
She told police that she took about 15 photos of the officer's actions. That was his big mistake. Never let your girlfriend take photos of you jerking off while wearing her panties. Even civilians know what one.
The woman told deputies that she did not know that Thompson was married when the affair began. When she learned that he had a wife, the officer promised to leave his wife and live with her, according to police. That did not happen.
After he tried to break up with her, the woman told officers that she threatened to tell Thompson's wife about the affair and to show her the pictures of him pleasuring himself in his car.
Thompson then sent her threatening texts messages, saying that if she did so, he will see to it that her daughters are taken away from her and she will be arrested for threatening a police officer, according to the police report.
Thompson resigned the day after the allegations were made public.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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*----------- Minnesota Takes Bus to Work -----------*
A man was arrested on a charge of theft after allegedly stealing a public transportation bus because he wanted to get to work, police in Minnesota said. The Hennepin County Sheriff's Office said that they have arrested 31-year-old Gregory John Jennrich, after being accused of taking the Metro Transit bus that was parked at a gas station and driving it to work. Jennrich was charged with theft. If convicted, he faces up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000. According to the police investigation, the operator of the bus was on a break at the Holiday gas station, when the bus was stolen.
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*----- German Mayor committed to Discipline -----*
QUICKBORN, Germany - A German mayor accidentally busted himself for viewing porn by posting a screenshot of his desktop on Facebook and said he was merely researching BDSM. Quickborn Mayor Thomas Koppl took to his town's official Facebook page to post a screenshot of the German constitution as part of a debate about the far-right Alternative for Germany political party. Facebook users soon pointed out the mayor hadn't cropped the screenshot, so it was plainly visible that he had other tabs open for pages titled "Punishment Porn Videos," "BDSM porno videos" and "German slut punished." Koppl came clean in the comments section. "Yes, I visited the sites concerned," Koppl wrote. The mayor said his curiosity was piqued by a group of young men discussing BDSM on a ski lift in South Tyrol. Isn't that how it always starts?
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Lewis, I think the Chinese "Super Slide," is a great idea. After all, just imagine being stuck on an escalator for hours.
[I was once stuck on one of those moving sidewalks at the airport for four hours. Thank God somebody was able to throw me a bottle of water and a sandwich.]
Hi Lewis and team, minor point: there is no Jacksonville County in Florida. The city of Jacksonville, FL is congruent with Duval County. -Dave
[Congruent? Or covalent?]
There is no reason that man should have attacked his wife because she was breastfeeding their baby. Why do you think God blessed women with two tits???
[Sensitive. Real sensitive.]
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