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Saturday, October 9, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
The moon has just begun to rise over the Wichita skyline.
There is a certain magic in the early evening Kansas air.
Two young, er...middle-aged lovers, overcome with passion,
seek sanctuary in the first place they can find...a dumpster.
It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, at least
a good idea for Wichita, but it turned into an embarrassing
and almost very expensive decision for the two.
The tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong when the
couple found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.
Wichita police say the two 44-year-olds had climbed into
the dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. when two men
interrupted them and demanded their belongings.
Officers say the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate
moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and
the man's wallet.
One of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-
year-old companion on during the robbery.
The suspects were found a short time later and the stolen
property was returned. The couples' dignity, however, has
yet to be recovered.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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-------------- Gator sobers up in drunk tank --------------
PIERRELATTE - French police said an escaped alligator was
brought in by a woman and spent the night in the jail's
drunk tank. Police in Pierrelatte said a woman found the
Chinese alligator, which measured only about 3 feet long,
outside of a restaurant Tuesday and brought it to the
police station, Radio France Internationale reported.
The reptile, which does not have strong enough jaws to
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ago with another reptile that is still on the loose.
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----------- Cash flies from back of armored car -----------
INDIANAPOLIS - Motorists and passersby took to an Indiana-
polis street to retrieve money that spilled onto the road
from the back of an armored car, officials said. Indiana-
polis police said they do not know what caused the armored
car to drop bundles of cash on the street at about 7:30
a.m. Wednesday in the city's downtown. There have been no
official estimates on how much cash was originally in the
vehicle and how much was lost, the Indianapolis Star report-
ed. Police credited Timothy Wentworth, 53, and his wife,
Viki, for calling 911 and helping to secure the money in
their van until police arrived. "People were having a field
day when I pulled up," Timothy Wentworth said. 'At first
I didn't know what it was but when I saw it was cash I
figured I better call police." He said officers told him
about $20,000 was lost during the incident.
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