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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
What do you do if your stripper refuses to have sex with you?
Why, shoot the strip club manager and set fire to the place,
of course. At least if you're from Phoenix that's what you
do.
Employees at Lacey's Gentleman's Club told police a 33-year-
old man was upset after a dancer, who provided a private
dance for him, refused a sexual solicitation. The man left
and came back with a handgun and attempted to rob the
business.
The dancer and another woman escaped to the roof of the club
where they called police. When the police arrived they helped
the two women from the roof, however by that time the manager
had climbed onto the roof as well where the irate customer
chased him and shot him.
At that point an officer fired at the suspect, who fled back
into the club and apparently set a fire, which was put out
by the club's sprinkler system.
The man was found later on the floor of the manager's office,
dead from an apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Authorities said there is no evidence at this time that the
suspect was struck by police gunfire.
And all of this could have been avoided if this man had just
crossed the border into Nevada...or rubbed one out at home
to a little Internet porn.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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--------- Apartment tenants want privacy wall gone ---------
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their neighbors erected a four-story privacy wall that
building tenants can touch from their windows. The tenants
of the building in the College Park neighborhood of the
city's Queens borough said the residents of a neighboring
house put up a four-story metal wall that blocks light and
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------------- Woman finds tooth in candy bar --------------
BROWNSBORO, Texas - A Texas woman said she bit into a
Milky Way candy bar and found a tooth with a silver
filling in the candy. Sue Calhoun of Brownsboro said
she brought the candy bar and a Coca-Cola along for the
ride to Dallas with her husband to pick up a new tractor
on New Year's Day and she noticed something strange about
the chocolate bar, KLTV, Tyler, Texas, reported. "I took
one bite and it was fine, so I took another bite and bit
down on something and thought, 'Well, it may be a peanut,'"
Calhoun said. "I thought, 'Well, Milky bars don't have
peanut or any kind of nuts in it," she said. "I looked at
it and I thought, 'Oh, gosh! Gross! How terrible! (It's a)
tooth!'" Calhoun said she called Mars Candy, manufacturers
Milky Way, about the find. "She (a Mars representative)
said, 'I'm going to send you a package to send the tooth
and the candy back in.' But, I'm not real sure I'm going
to send it back to them or not because they could keep the
evidence and I'm not sure if I would ever see it again,"
she said. Calhoun said she is planning to have her local
dentist examine the tooth.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lewis, So what you're saying is in 40 minutes, Markus can
fake a relationship, get some and get paid two hundred bucks
for doing it. Except for getting paid, most guys do that on
Friday night at the local bar. Two out of three ain't bad.
-Bear.
[You may think you're faking it with the local talent in your
neighborhood, but something tells me it's the girls who are
faking it.]
Nevada the only place for legal prostitution? Don't forget
Washington D.C. most of Congress and of course the President
is male, they have been screwing us for years and we have to
pay for it every election and we don't even get lubed up for
it. -Keith
There is a big difference between global warming & climate
change. The do gooders couldn't get anywhere with global
warming so the just changed the terminology with the same
idea of control of the population. --Andrew
Lewis, did you know that it takes 856 licks to get to the
Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? I have a lot of free
time. --Chris
[You could really turn your marriage around if you devoted
some of that attention to your husband (or wife, even)!]
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