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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Here's one from across the pond which proves that the U.S.
has no monopoly on superficiality. In fact, I might go
so far as to say that the doctor in this story from the
online Sun is a real "Frankenstein" (please see reader
comments below).
A British plastic surgeon chose a young woman as his bride
and then sculpted her into his ideal wife, according to The
Sun.
Reza Vossough hated 33-year-old Cany's body, but they tied
the knot anyway after he spotted her "potential."
Vossough then performed eight operations to change his
bride's chest, thighs, eyes and face.
Vossough spent five years pumping 1,600 grams of silicone
into her body, boosting her size A chest to an obscene F cup!
He also enhanced her lips, lifted her eyelids and de-creased
her forehead. The former waitress also had nip-and-tuck
operations to her butt, stomach and thighs and countless
Botox injections.
Only after $29,736 of cosmetic surgery did Vossough, 48,
fall in love with his wife.
And his wife is thrilled with the transformation. "When
your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your
friend," she said.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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November 13 is National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is Button Day
November 17 is Take A Hike Day
November 18 is Occult Day
November 19 is Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is Absurdity Day
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------- Bids reach $43,300 for motorized La-Z-Boy --------
PROCTOR, Minn. - Police in Minnesota said a motorized
La-Z-Boy lounge chair involved in a drunken driving
incident has garnered bids of $40,000 on eBay. Proctor,
Minn., police said bids for chair, which was seized
from Dennis Anderson after he allegedly crashed while
intoxicated, reached $43,300 Monday, the Minneapolis
City Pages reported Monday. An autographed photo of
Anderson, which was put on eBay by his family to help
pay his legal fees, reached bids of a comparatively
cheap $305 Monday.
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----------- 'Breathalyzer' man charged with DUI ------------
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-------- Police: Peeper accidentally recorded self ---------
SIMI VALLEY, Calif. - Police in California allege a Family
Christian Book Store employee accidentally recorded himself
setting up a peeping camera in the store's bathroom. The
Simi Valley Police Department said Joseph David Ramon
Moreaux, 28, of Lancaster, Calif., accidentally taped
himself hiding the camera between boxes in the corner of
a store restroom used by both men and women, KTLA-TV, Los
Angeles, reported Tuesday. The camera was discovered Sunday
by a female patron who alerted police to its presence.
Officers said they found the video of Moreaux hiding the
camera on the device. Police said they have not yet
determined how long the camera was in place or how many
victims there may have been. Moreaux was arrested Sunday
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lewis, I can't believe you haven't printed the story about
the Va guy arrested for being naked in his own home. Seems
a lady walking her kid to bus stop at 530am had to go thru
his property and looked in his window as he made his morning
coffee in the buff. And she wasn't arrested for trespass and
being a peeping Tomasina? Best, Connie
[Well, she shouldn't have been walking through his yard, but
then he should have been pressing his ding dong up against
the window.]
Lewis; A judge is being held on taking bribes to send teens
to jail. The private jail gets paid per inmate. This was in
the news from Pennsylvania. The judge sent one girl to jail
for writing a nasty note on her blog. -Brubrow
[I think we mentioned this story in Bizarre News a couple
weeks ago. I would have made more out of the story if I
weren't of the belief that most teens could benefit from
spending a little time behind bars.]
Lewis, even those of us who already know this fact about
Boris Karloff think those who feel the need to point it out
are self-important, pompous dweebs. -Lisa
I can see it now, get stopped by the police and when they
ask "Have you been drinking tonight?" you just say "No,
that is my bath soap." Keep them coming. -Sammy.
[And I wasn't smoking opium I just had a lot of poppyseed
muffins.]
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Well, that is a wrap for Bizarre News. How did we do?
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