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Saturday, July 10, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Now here is a tragedy for more than one reason. A poor
British woman, 30-years-old, died from a sudden heart
arrhythmia.
Police were called by her employer who had visited the
woman's home when she failed to turn up for work.
After police broke in they realized the woman was dead.
Further investigation revealed that she was naked from
the waist down, while on her bed was a laptop displaying
pornographic material and under the covers was a vibrator.
Apparently she had died from masturbating.
A pathologist confirmed that she had died from heart
arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.
Now it's bad enough that a young woman in the prime of her
life has to die...but how many woman are now going to be
terrified of masturbating?
By the way, folks, I want to mention that we are
reducing the frequency of Bizarre News to once a
week. We're not getting the traffic we used to,
so it's time to streamline the operation a bit.
However, if everybody on the list forwards this
issue to five friends and gets them to subscribe,
we'll have enough to go back to our old schedule.
Ready? Start sending! -Lewis
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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---------- Mom held hostage for refusing to iron ----------
VILLA RICA, Ga. - Georgia police said they arrested a man
who pulled a gun on his mother and detained her for at
least 6 hours because she refused to iron his clothes.
Sgt. Marc Griffith with the Carroll County Sheriff's
Office said Robert Edward Tyrrell Jr., 29, of Villa Rica,
argued with his 51-year-old mother at the home he shares
with his parents June 30 when she refused to iron his
clothes, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported
Thursday. "He wanted her to do some ironing, and when she
said 'no,' they got into an argument," Griffith said. "He
told her 'ironing is woman's work.'" "Mama finally said,
'I'm not ironing your clothes,' and he went cuckoo on
her," Griffith said. Griffith said Tyrrell then pulled a
gun on his mother and took away her keys and cellphone.
He said the suspect refused to let his mother leave for
at least 6 hours. Police said the mother was eventually
able to get away and reported the incident at a police
station. Tyrrell was arrested and charged with aggravated
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---------- Teachers fired after in-school nudity ----------
NEW YORK - A New York high school fired two female teachers
who were found one recent evening allegedly drunk and at
least partially naked in a classroom, officials said. New
York High School Superintendent Linda Waite's report of
the Nov. 20 incident said James Madison High School French
teacher Cindy Mauro, 34, and Spanish teacher Alini Brito,
30, were found in a classroom at 8:50 p.m. by maintenance
workers, the New York Daily News reported Friday. Waite
said the workers reported seeing "a woman lying on the
floor naked from the waist up" and a school safety officer
summoned to the classroom said the women were "naked,"
with one "on her knees" and one "lying on the floor."
The superintendent said the teachers appeared drunk, dis-
playing slurred speech, red eyes and difficulty walking
without stumbling. Waite said there were students in the
building at the time of the incident, as the annual SING!
competition was underway. Mark Nussbaum, an attorney for
Mauro and Brito, said the teachers have requested a formal
hearing to contest the allegations.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
re: bare breasts...I wish my neighbors would try and end
disputes that way. -Z
[God, I don't. I must have the ugliest neighbors in the
entire state.]
Hi Lewis-I like Nevin, have been smoking for 40 years-never
got into other drugs, never needed counsling or have been
arrested. I do know for a fact, that weed is very good for
MENOPAUSE!!! I can sleep, and control HOT FLASHES. The best
part is that there is NO side affects. -Sue
I used to watch lawrence welk with my college roommate--and
the bizarre thing is we WEREN'T on drugs, we were just in
NH with only 2 tv stations...oh, and i do bondage modeling.
--Maryellen
[Lawrence Welk and bondage. I don't think it gets any kinkier.
If you feel like doing an expose interview on the world of
bondage modeling please let me know.]
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