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Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Just a couple weeks ago I told you a story about police in Florida who continued to ticket an illegally parked car for days without noticing the dead body inside.
This week we jump to New York where police has the opposite problem in their eagerness to rescue what they thought was a woman in distress.
Police broke into a parked car to rescue an "extremely realistic" mannequin they believed to be an elderly woman.
A "very upset" citizen called Hudson police to report an elderly woman who appeared to have "frozen to death" inside of a parked car.
Officers arrived to find the woman unresponsive and wearing a oxygen mask in the passenger seat of the snow-covered car and broke into the vehicle through the passenger side window after assessing the car had been parked there overnight.
Upon entering the vehicle officers discovered the woman was actually a life-sized CPR training mannequin complete with detailed blemishes as well as clothes, glasses, teeth and shoes.
The "incredulous" owner eventually arrived at the scene saying he occasionally transports the mannequin in a manner resembling a passenger and was upset that officers broke into his vehicle.
"Just to clear the record, all citizens of Hudson should be put on notice that if you park your locked vehicle on the street on a sub-zero night with a life-size realistic mannequin seated in it...we will break your window," Police Chief L. Edward Moore said. "I commend everyone who responded with the intentions to help an elderly woman."
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Two women who fight crime with sex toys? It's got to be the Dildo Duo. We could call them the Double Ds!
Hi Lewis, As men, we are used to complimenting women on many things. 'Yes, dear, you have lovely breasts/legs/hair/tits etc... Once, though, even just once, I would like a woman to tell me that I have a nice scrotum. -Richard K
[You know, you’re right. That's something you just don't hear very often.]
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