Saturday, January 4, 2014
Greetings fellow Bizarros: It is already January 4th but the New Year's Eve stories are still coming out. This one comes from Boston where apparently lesbians and heterosexuals still haven't learned to get along.
This particular New Year's Eve party got so out of hand that one woman's toe was bitten off.
According to police, the host of the party became upset when the victim (that is the soon-to-be nine-toed lesbian) told her about an altercation with a male partier around 3 a.m.
Accusing her of ruining the party, the female host punched the woman repeatedly until the victim attempted to flee. They then continued the altercation in the street. Having wrestled one another to the ground, the fight ended in gruesome fashion when the host bit off the little toe of the victim's left foot.
A friend of the victim drove her from the Dorchester district to the Boston Medical Center for treatment.
Officers received a call from the hospital around 5 a.m. reporting an assault and battery.
Detectives are investigating the incident, which left both women with scratches on their arms. The victim, whose name was not released, also had scratches on her forehead, neck and chest.
The cause of the initial fight was the victim approaching the man's girlfriend and asking her if she would like to "hook up". He grabbed her round the neck before releasing her.
Bizarrely,
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Email Lewis*-- Man creates replica of bin Laden's compound from gingerbread --*FORT BRAGG, N.C. - An Army officer stationed in North Carolina revealed pictures of "Gingerbottabad," a replica of Obama bin Laden's compound made from gingerbread. The Fort Bragg-stationed intelligence officer, who asked to be identified only as Steve "so I don't limit my career options," posted pictures on Twitter of his scale model of the Abbottabad, Pakistan, compound that sheltered the terrorist leader until he was killed by Navy SEALs in 2011, the Military Times reported Thursday. "Some people on Twitter said that's the most delicious sand table ever, and essentially that's what it is," Steve said of his creation. He said he used four pounds of dough and it took him several days to assemble the resulting 63 pieces of gingerbread into a replica of bin Laden's compound. "It almost felt like an operation," he said. "The research took a few days, I hemmed and hawed for a day or two over the scale and process. The baking took place in one day and all the assembly took place last night." Steve said the replica includes plastic Army men and a model UH-60 to represent SEAL Team 6 and their crashed Blackhawk helicopter during the May 2, 2011, attack on the camp. He said there is still some work to be done before the project is completed. "To the east of the main house there's a garden where I understand [bin Laden] would walk," he said, revealing the garden would be made from coconut. "I'm probably going to break up the UH-60 model a little bit for the crash."
*-- Diaper clogs airplane toilet, cancels flight --*PHOENIX - United Airlines said a "blockage in the lavatory" -- which a passenger identified as a soiled diaper -- caused a Phoenix-to-Cleveland flight to be canceled. Airline spokesman Charles Hobart said United Airlines Flight 294 was canceled shortly before it was due to leave Phoenix Monday due to a "blockage in the lavatory," the (Cleveland) Plain Dealer reported Wednesday. "A blockage occurred in the lavatory, which caused several of the lavatories on the airplane to become inoperable," Hobart said. "We realized we would have to cancel the flight in order to fix the aircraft." United said some customers who were to catch connecting flights in Cleveland were rebooked on different flights, while 71 passengers bound for Cleveland as their final destination were put up in nearby hotels for the night and left Phoenix the following morning on the now clog-free plane. Passenger Rick Milligan said United workers told passengers there was a diaper clogging the toilet. "After 6 hours of giving us diaper updates, they finally just canceled the flight," he said.
*-- READER COMMENTS --*What would have been funnier/more bizzarre; she had attacked his nuts with the ceramic squirrel... then maybe hid one under the snow in the back yard... used the squirrel's feet to make little tracks in the snow for the cops to follow... just saying... she didn't think that through.
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But apparently you have. Either you really love ceramic squirrels or you really hate men.]
Lewis, I always thought, children must know everything. I mean, they are born not speaking, they grow up knowing everything (parents are stupid), and when they become adults, they want to learn for a career. By the time we are ready to retire, our minds are gone, and we can't remember ANYTHING (where did I lay my glasses down this time?)! Thus, Children are Born Knowing Everything there is to know! --Rita
You wrote, "instigated a flood of vitriolic and vituperative emails..." Looks like Lewis got a thesaurus for Christmas. -JC
Children should not be abused. That goes without being said really. However, in his infinite wisdom God provided a well padded area to be used to educate children on proper behavior. It should be used as often as necessary but no more. Used properly children will grow up to be good respectful, law abiding, citizens. Of course you might not have as much to write about if used properly.
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Yeah, but that soft, padded area on the top of the head starts to firm up at about a year old, doesn't it?]
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