Saturday, October 12, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Have you ever wished real life was more like a porno (or is that just me)? But scenarios that happen in porn movies just don't happen in real life, and maybe that's a good thing, based upon today's story.

A Florida woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend in the eye after he refused to have sex with her and another woman.

Police say a drunken Crystal King-Woolfork, who had been at Shake Your Booty Club, came home with the woman and had sex with her as her boyfriend slept. She then asked her boyfriend to have three-way sex with them, and when he refused, police say she became enraged.

The boyfriend says after the woman left, King-Woolfork grabbed a knife and stabbed him and a struggle ensued. He was able to wrestle away the knife, then called for a ride to a hospital.

The woman, who faces a charge of attempted murder, told police she recalls grabbing the knife but doesn't recall using it.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*- Weatherman eats cat vomit during live news broadcast -*
HARTFORD, Conn. - A Connecticut weatherman has attained international fame by mistaking cat vomit for Grape Nuts and eating it during a live news broadcast. Scot Haney, the weatherman for WFSB-TV, Hartford, picked up what he and his fellow anchors believed to be Grape Nuts on the floor of the studio during the morning news Wednesday and attempted to eat them, Syracuse.com reported Thursday. "They're a little soggy. They taste like shoes," Haney said during the broadcast. "I think that might be dog doody." Haney eventually realized the substance was actually cat vomit. "Ladies and gentlemen, those were not Grape Nuts that I ate. I kept finding more and more of it on the floor, and I thought it was Grape Nuts because it looked just like it," Haney said. "My cat threw up, and I must have stepped in it and that's what I ate. I ate cat vomit, right here on television. It's disgusting... I'm going to throw up!" The clip has gone viral, being picked up by websites including Buzzfeed and Britain's Daily Mail.


*- Principal cancels school due to 'beautiful' day -*
COLUMBUS, Ga. - A Georgia principal said he is crossing off an item on his preretirement to-do list by canceling classes due to beautiful weather. Len McWilliams, headmaster of the Calvary Christian School in Columbus, said he wanted to find a positive reason to cancel school before he retires at the end of the year, so he decided to call off classes Friday for pleasant weather, The Ledger-Enquirer (Columbus) reported Friday. "In the late 1980s, I was calling school off one winter day because of the terrible weather," McWilliams said. "The thought occurred to me that it would be great to call school off some day because it was too beautiful a day to go to school."


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
I feel bad for that guy. To his wife: what's so wrong with a guys-night-out once in a while? I don't begrudge my boyfriend some time to just hang out with his buddies and be guys; I trust him and he has never betrayed that trust.
-Chris
[As far as you know. But, as long as you're happy...]

No, Lewis. The special crews to wash the blood off the
streets went to Illinois. Where the gun laws make it almost impossible for honest citizens to buy or carry guns.

Lewis, Concerning the poopetrator at Yale, all I have to say is, that is a real shitty thing to do. Well someone had to say it. -Wes
[And I'm just glad it wasn't me.]

I knew you would get a mega-response on your gun views. Guns are objects, it's the mindset of some of the users are the problem. Low-income "adults" (the term is used loosely) having numerous children they cannot afford nor will put in the time to instill values. Offer free tubes tied or vasectomies after 2 children (or 1). The second problem; people entering the country not understanding or caring about our Constitution and having a right to vote.
[So, your solution is state-funded vasectomies and constitution classes? I think I like my solution better.]

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