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Saturday, November 27, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Let me ask you all a question. I just read a story on the
Internet about a Georgia cop who was caught having sexual
relations with an underage teen in the girl's own bedroom.
The girl's father came home early from work to find an un-
occupied police car parked in his driveway. Since a squad car
is an unusual thing to find in one's driveway at 5:30 in the
morning, the father began investigating around the yard and
eventually the house to find out what was going on.
What he discovered was the 28-year-old officer in his teenaged
daughter's bed. Apparently they had met last year when the
officer (excuse me...ex-officer) volunteered at the girl's
high school as a coach and have had an ongoing relationship
since. The officer was immediately terminated as an employee
of the police department.
Now my question is...if you're going to have illegal re-
lations with a minor, and if you're going to do it in her own
home in her very own bed...could you possibly attract any more
attention to yourself than by parking your marked police car
right in the driveway! I'm surprised he didn't leave the
lights flashing.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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----------- Man surfs for 26 straight hours -----------
SAN CLEMENTE, Calif. - A California wave rider set a world
record by surfing for 26 consecutive hours, his employer
said. Surf gear maker Michael Figueroa said his employee,
Bill Laity, 37, of San Clemente, broke the previous
Guinness World Record of 24 hours by surfing for a full
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------ Store has second deodorant theft in a week ------
ATHENS, Ga. - Police in Georgia said a man attempted to
steal several deodorant sticks from a pharmacy that was
struck by a similar crime a week earlier. Athens-Clarke
County police said the man was caught on a security camera
fleeing the store Friday with nine sticks of deodorant in
four varieties stuffed into his cargo pants, the Athens
Banner-Herald reported Monday. Police said the incident
took place exactly one week after employees stopped a
woman from stealing 12 deodorant sticks from the shelves.
Police were searching for the latest thief.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lewis, Great intro story today. Maybe when they find the
mouse it will have super powers. Or it could be there
already and be invisible! -Patti
Aawww, and you believe the official story do you. How
sweet! I have this wonderful ocean front property, if you
are interested. :-)--Rita
[Just as long as they don't test missiles off the coast I'd
be interested in looking at it.]
The condensation cloud was an early release story. A later
update says that it was a test missile launched by the
Chinese, 200 miles off the coast, from a sub, in inter-
national waters. (setting a whole new standard for Chinese
take-out/delivery) ..JT..
[Sounds like the plot of a Tom Clancy book. Isn't that how
'Hunt for Red October' started?]
Lewis, The recent news mentioned radioactive rabbits. Have
you ever seen "Night of the Lepus"? Check out some clips on
youtube. This scares me. -Mark
[Giant, radioactive, blood-thirsty rabbits would scare me,
too.]
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