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Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Who hasn't enjoyed a 'handy' while relaxing in the tub? I'm not sure this man should necessarily be criticized, but video has surfaced which appears to show a zoo keeper performing a sex act on a dolphin in the Netherlands.

Since the video was released online, furious animal rights campaigners have slammed the Dolphinarium, but investigators say the act isn't a crime because it was part of a 'breeding programme'.

Undercover footage showed a dolphin lying on its back in what appears to be an indoor pool. A male zookeeper leans over the sea mammal and uses his glove hand to perform the sex act before feeding the dolphin a fish. The zoo has claimed the weird act is to "de-stress" the animals.

Officials are refusing to pursue a criminal case. In a statement the prosecutor said: "The sexual act with the dolphin is performed in the context of training the dolphin for the release of sperm as part of a breeding programme." They determined that no laws were broken by the disturbing act.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Hello Lewis. Admittedly. this is a memory from a time I lived near Wyoming and had subscribed to a newspaper from Casper, WY. This would be in the mid 1970s. As I recall the BLM was most unpopular with ranchers there. As a result of the articles I read, BLM is kind of a cuss name to me and an organization that should be put out of business. -phvince
[A little bit of power leads to a lot of petty tyrants.]


I am still baffled by scuba diver getting sucked into the nuclear plant. Definitely bizarre. I am from South Africa and unfortunately there is only one operational nuclear reactor with a 'no-go' area about a mile into sea. One would think a large unknown structure with several pipes sticking out is something to avoid. Cheers and thanks for interesting and bizarre news. -Wouter
[You would think.]

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