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Bizarre News - June 13, 2015
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
If you're going to try to rape a horse, you might want to bring some oats, or maybe some alfalfa. At least a hobble. If you don't you might end up like this man.
45-year-old Cirilo Castillo was rushed to a hospital before being arrested after breaking his leg while having sex with a horse, police in Texas said.
Edinburg Police said that they have arrested Castillo, who has a history of having sex with animals, after he was found injured in a barn in Edinburg.
An ambulance took him to a hospital for treatment after he was found around 7:00 a.m. by the owner of the barn while she was feeding her animals.
She had warned him to stay away from the barn after a previous arrest for having sex with her horses. Castillo said that he was hit by a car and got into the barn for shelter, but investigators believe he was kicked by a horse.
He was charged with trespassing. Castillo could face up to 180 days in jail if convicted. Castillo has two previous convictions for having sex with horses.
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Lewis
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*-- Drunken man posed as police officer to free friend in China --*
YONGXING, China (UPI) - Police in China released CCTV video of a drunken man posing as an officer in an attempt to secure the release of a friend, who turned out not to be in custody. Investigators said the man came into the Yongxing police station in Zhejiang Province June 1 shortly after 21 people were arrested in an illegal gambling sting and claimed to be a police officer from Chengdu. Officials said the man, who smelled strongly of alcohol, told the Yongxing officers he was looking for one of the suspects arrested in the sting to transport him to another facility. However, police were suspicious of the man's story and he eventually admitted he was posing as an officer in an attempt to have his friend released from custody. The man, who said he learned police procedures when he previously worked as a police assistant, admitted to his deception in court and was jailed for five days. Police said the friend the suspect was attempting to free turned out not to be among those arrested in the sting.
*-- Florida man calls 911 to brag about muscles, hits on dispatcher --*
FRUITLAND PARK, Fla. (UPI) - A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested after he allegedly called 911 to brag about his big muscles and ask the dispatcher on a date, police said. Eduardo "Edward " Garcia was camping at Lake Griffin State Park in Fruitland Park, Fla., about 50 miles north of Orlando, when he called 911 to report a harassing phone call he received, police said. While on the phone, he asked the female dispatcher if she was single and told her he had big muscles. He called back twice more after the dispatcher hung up on him. Officers went to the park where Garcia was camping and found him lying in his tent with an open can of beer and three more cold ones by his side. Officers called the phone number the 911 calls had originated and the phone by Garcia rang. While in handcuffs in the police cruiser, Garcia allegedly told the police officer he wanted to head butt and kill him. He also spit on one of the officers, police said. Garcia is being held on charges of battery on a law enforcement office and misuse of the 911 system.
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Iowa maketh it legal to be drunk on one's own front porch... What I want for 2 know is--if not on one's own front porch, then where? I should hate for 2 be an Iowan and have been found to b in violation of that law--of course, if I were, it would have been while snoring... LilyKat
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According to the story you sent me, the woman called the police to her home, where they found her drunk and stumbling around her own porch and gave her a ticket for public intoxication. If she hadn't called the police it would not have been an issue in the first place. If you call the police you are begging to be arrested...or shot.]
The story about the woman kidnapped from the laundry room brings a few puns to mind given the couple's last name. Did the police send in a Scoville unit? It sounds like a hot button issue to me.
I have always been an almost-Libertarian with my objections to legalizing street drugs being my sticking point...then a few years ago I had a midlife change of career (Obamanomics), became an RN and found a job in a Midwestern inner city hospital. After detoxing HIV and Hep-C coke whores (of all genders) and drunks for two years, I am more than ready to legalize it all and let God sort it out. After my few years of doing this, I believe our current drug policies are insane, and I'm ready to emulate a system that has a better, if shorter, track record.
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