Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Money can buy you a lot of things; houses, cars, hookers, blow, politicians, and it can also buy you a little bit of sweet, sweet revenge in the form of a giant middle finger.

Alan Markovitz recently moved into his home in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan where he had erected a 12-foot high statue of a hand extending a middle finger. Well, he does own three strip clubs in Detroit and recently wrote a book about his entrepreneurship, which is reportedly being turned into a TV reality series. So apparently he has the coin to do what he wants and who is to say what is art, right?

The kicker is that his new house is immediately next door to the home where his ex-wife now lives with her new lover, whom she reportedly had an affair with while being married to Markovitz.

Markovitz told local news that his plan was to get even the ex-wife's new lover, and never meant for the matter be made public. However, it soon grabbed local attention when the ex-wife's daughter posted a picture of the statue on twitter.

The installation of the statue also included a spotlight to keep the message illuminated at all hours of the day.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- Man called police to remove snoring woman from his bed --*
WAUKESHA, Wis. - Police in Wisconsin said a man called 911 to demand officers remove a snoring woman whose name he didn't know from his bed. Waukesha police said local man Benjamin Duddles called 911 around 4:21 a.m. Nov. 10 and said he needed officers to remove a woman who was "snoring like a train" in his bed, the Chicago Tribune reported Thursday. Duddles, who admitted he had been drinking, told the dispatcher he could not remember the woman's name and he had brought her home because they had been "talking." Duddles held the phone up in his bedroom to give a sample of the snoring sounds to the dispatcher, who sent officers to the home. The officers woke the woman, who told police she suffers from sleep apnea, a condition that can cause loud snoring. The police report said officers told Duddles they would not forcibly remove the woman from his apartment. "He was advised this was not a police matter because he allowed her in. He was provided the comfort of his couch for the evening and to work out the 'issue' in the morning," the report said.


*-- Police: Man posed as U.S. marshal to get discounted doughnuts --*
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. - Police in Florida said they arrested a man accused of posing as a U.S. Marshal to get a discount at a Dunkin' Donuts. The Pasco County Sheriff's Office spokesman Douglas Tobin said a suspicious store clerk at the Dunkin' Donuts in New Port Richey alerted the office to a man who frequented the eatery and used a badge to support his claim of being a U.S. marshal to get discounts on doughnuts, ABC News reported Thursday. "Yesterday, we had an undercover deputy in the store," Tobin said. "He usually comes in at the same time. This time, he didn't show his badge, but we had enough reason to arrest him." The man, Charles Barry, 48, was found to have a .38-caliber revolver in his pocket Tuesday and ammunition in his vehicle, Tobin said. Barry, who investigators said used his late father's New Jersey police badge for his Dunkin' Donuts ruse, was arrested Tuesday on charges of impersonating a law enforcement officer and improper exhibition of a firearm or dangerous weapon. He was released after posting $5,150 bail.


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Lewis, Elaina Desaine should get into porn that way she can get paid for it and instead of being just a Slutvain she can proudly be a whore. -Wes
[You might want to look some pics up on the Internets before you go advocating something like that.]

I think Diana should staple her labia to Lincoln's face! -Sandy
[I bet ol' Abe would appreciate that. Why else do you think he kept his upper lip shaved?]

She should nail her labia to TZ's upper lip. -Dave
[Creative idea, but TZ is not a Washington, D.C. monument... yet. Washington most wanted, maybe, after that disastrous book of his came out.]

Lewis; Balls to the wall means all out go for broke but balls to the cobblestone square well the only meaning I can get is that he hates his testicles and he was protesting having them. All he is now is a dumbass artist with really painful and swollen balls.
[Hopefully it will keep him from procreating.]

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