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Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Police have apprehended one of the mysterious and dangerous
Seattle ninjas when the would-be warrior managed to impale
himself on a metal fence earlier this week.
Around 11:15 p.m., officers responded to a call from a
41-year-old man who said he had been assaulted. It turns
out the older man, who was heavily intoxicated, tried to
go into a sports bar. The younger man, who isn't a bar
employee, barred the man from going inside--for some
reason--and an argument between the two men escalated
into a fight.
At one point, the men chased each other in the street.
In an attempt to get away, the younger man "thought he'd
basically be able to jump over this fence, and he didn't
quite make it," a police spokesman said.
As a police account of the incident notes, "Clearly he was
overconfident in his abilities."
As police arrived to search for a suspect, one officer heard
the 25-year-old's screams and found him stuck on the fence
with the metal spike jutting out from his buttock. The man
was bleeding profusely.
He was taken to Harborview Medical Center. Questioned at the
hospital, the man told police he believed he was a ninja.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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------------- Man, 96, holds pre-emptive wake -------------
BEAVERTON, Ore. - A 96-year-old photographer in Oregon
said he decided to plan and hold his own wake prior to his
death so he could attend the event. Hugh Ackroyd, 96, said
he held the wake for family and friends Sunday at the
Beaverton home of friend Edda Sigurdar, The Oregonian
reported Monday. "Well, why not?" Ackroyd said of leading
his own wake. "Why bother when (I'm) dead?" Ackroyd, a
father of two whose wife died about 12 years ago, sat in
his padded wheelchair and greeted his friends as they
arrived for the event. He said one of his favorite items
at the wake was a wreath bearing a ribbon reading:
"Eventually, Hugh, rest in peace." "It's quite
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---------- Explorers seeking South Pole whiskey -----------
BRISBANE, Australia - The head of a New Zealand expedition
said his team is attempting to retrieve whiskey that
explorer Ernest Shackleton took with him on his South
Pole expedition. Expedition leader Al Fastier said crates
containing the whiskey were abandoned by the British
explorer during his failed 1909 journey and are currently
frozen in ice in Antarctica, The (Brisbane, Australia)
Courier Mail reported. Fastier said his expedition team
will use special drills to gain access to the trapped
crates and he hopes to procure a bottle of the McKinlay
and Co. whiskey. Even if the expedition is successful,
Fastier said he has no intention of drinking what he might
recover. "It's better to imagine it than to taste it. That
way it keeps its mystery," he said. The Courier Mail said
Whyte & Mackay, the company that owned the now-defunct
McKinlay and Co., has asked for a sample of the whiskey
so it could attempt to replicate it.
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Lewis, Several years ago I paid my property taxes early.
Not having gotten my bill yet and needing to pay the taxes
so I could sell the property I guesstimated. Tax bill
arrived and said I still owed one cent. I decided to
write them a big ole one cent check but then checked the
box that said return receipt requested. That is bureau-
cracy in action for ya. Thanks for the chuckles. -Maggie
[In order to void that one penny debit someone would have
had to a) think, and b) do some work. Which is why nothing
was done and you were billed for a cent. You did the right
thing, Maggie.]
The lady who spilled the McD's coffee in her lap WAS the
one at fault, not McD's! I am so sick and tired of people
sticking up for her! The cups they serve the coffee in
are clearly marked "Caution: Hot" in four languages, and
anybody stupid enough to put a cup of hot coffee, with no
lid, between their thighs while driving should not be sur-
prised they got burned! It is NOT the fault of McD's that
the woman was a complete moron!
[To be fair...the cups say 'Caution: Hot' in four languages
BECAUSE of that law suit.]
I think of you more like a whack a mole Lewis. You keep
popping up and putting a smile on my face :P I hope you
enjoy life and make enough to get by. Being rich sucks.
-ttyl, John
[That's exactly the same attitude my wife has toward my
penis.]
Interesting that the plastic surgeon waited until AFTER he
did the surgery and got paid before turning her in! -Diana
[You don't graduate medical school by being stupid.]
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