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Saturday, August 20, 2016
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
A teacher was arrested on a charge of public intoxication after allegedly showing up on the first day at her job under the influence of alcohol, according to police in Oklahoma.
The Wagoner Police Department said that they have arrested 49-year-old Lorie Ann Hill, after the principal of the Wagoner High School, found her in a classroom without pants.
In court, Hill pleaded not guilty to a charge of public intoxication. She was booked into jail and her bail was set at $149.
According to the police investigation, the incident unfolded early on Monday morning. Hill showed up for her first day of work while she was intoxicated.
She was not wearing pants or shoes. The principal found her sitting is in an empty classroom. The police officer who arrived at the scene, could smell a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from Hill's breath.
She admitted to drinking orange juice and vodka on her way to work. She also told police that she had vodka in her car, which was in the school parking lot.
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A soon-to-open cafe in Geneva, Switzerland will serve coffee with a side of oral sex. The business model would see men ordering a coffee and using an iPad to select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. They would then sit at the bar. The coffee-blowjob packages would be priced at 60 francs (approximately $62), plus another 5 francs to upgrade to a macchiato. The concept has proved controversial, with anti-prostitution groups arguing that it would effectively "legalize pimping." While prostitution is legal in Switzerland, it is tightly regulated and workers must be properly permitted.
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Passengers and flight attendants of a Virgin America flight were surprised to see a woman show up without pants. Passengers took photos of the woman, who was not identified, as she stood at the ticket counter to collect her boarding pass. The photos show the woman dressed in a beige jacket, leaning against the counter as a staff member is seen talking on the phone with a manager. She did not wear any pants and her black underpants was visible, exposing most of her behind. Virgin America encourages all passengers to relax and unwind when flying, and this woman clearly took their advice. A photo of the woman was uploaded on Reddit, where it went viral.
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Hello Lewis, According to the DJ on a local station here, 8 percent of women who were asked said they have applied toenail polish while driving.
Hey Lew, it sounds like you're automatically assuming anyone would want any random 20-something woman swimming naked in their pool. I think that should be determined on a naked-woman-by-naked-woman basis.
Monkeys fucking scare the shit out of me. Remember that woman from a couple years ago who had her face bitten off by a monkey? If some chimp attacked me I don't think I'd let that shit pass. That monkey's gotta go down.
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