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Saturday, September 25, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Social scientists in Great Britain have uncovered a
dangerous trend in early childhood development. Racist
babies. Apparently it's true!
British parents might think their cute, pudgy, round-
cheeked little toddler is as innocent and full of wonder-
ment as the day is long, while secretly he or she could
very well be a hate-filled, miniature supremacist.
It's all thanks to the Race Relations Act that Parliament
passed in 2000. Under this act teachers are being forced to
report children as young as 3 years old to the authorities
for using alleged "racist" language.
And wouldn't you believe that since reporting began more
than a quarter million British children have been reported
to be racist! The hate in Great Britain is practically an
epidemic.
Munira Mirza, a senior adviser to London Mayor Boris Johnson,
said, "Teachers are now required to report incidents of
racist abuse among children as young as three to local
authorities, resulting in a massive increase of cases and
reinforcing the perception that we need an army of experts
to manage race relations from cradle to grave."
And if a forward, egalitarian and progressive-thinking
country like England is plagued with hate-filled racist
babies, how bad do you think the situation is here in the
United States?
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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------------ Toilet flush gives away burglars -------------
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. - Two alleged burglars in Middletown,
Conn., were nabbed after one of them was betrayed by an
act of nature that led, naturally, to flushing a toilet,
police say. A homeowner was pulling her car into the drive-
way of her house Wednesday around noon when she heard the
sound of a toilet flushing, the Hartford Courant reported.
She pulled out of the driveway to a spot nearby and called
police. The woman then followed an alleged intruder in her
car, relaying information to police after he emerged from
the house and took off on foot, the newspaper said.
Police apprehended Said Oruczadeh, 23, of Middletown carry-
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an accomplice. Both were being held on burglary-related
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--------- Man ticketed for trespassing at own home ---------
NEW YORK - A New York man said police gave him a ticket
for trespassing while he was standing outside of his own
apartment. Lindsey Riddick, 36, who joined a class-action
lawsuit against the New York Police Department alleging
officers gave out illegal summonses to meet quotas, said
he and his brother were ticketed by police while outside
of his apartment building, the New York Daily News report-
ed. "I told the officer, 'I live here and I have the key,'"
Riddick said. "You're giving me a summons? Come on, man.
You got to be kidding me." Jon Norinsberg, a lawyer
representing the brothers and 20 other plaintiffs in the
class-action lawsuit, said police handed out the summonses
illegally to meet quotas. "This is another example of
police trespassing on people's constitutional rights just
to fill a quota," Norinsberg said. "There's something
terribly wrong with how the NYPD operates and it has to
be fixed."
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
LEWIS, YOU'RE RIGHT, THE VIDEO OF THE WHALE EXPLOSION IS
ON YOUTUBE. NOT SURE WHERE IT WAS FILMED. LIKE MOST UFO
VIDEOS IT IS GRAINY AND POORLY FOCUSED. AND THE AFORE-
MENTIONED EXPLOSION, GROSS. THE SIZE OF THE CHUNKS REMIND
ONE OF THE TUNE IT'S RAINING MEN! NOW INSTEAD OF ONE BIG
WHALE THEY HAD LOTS OF LARGE CHUNKS OF WHALE. -DOC
[Whale blubber reminds you men? You're one of those self-
loathing types, aren't you?]
Regarding the Cincinnati driver: Women are known for the
ability to multitask. -Andrea
I really think the ones who should be paying off the national
debt are the politicians that put us in debt in the first
place. But of course, if they do that, then they cat afford
their big houses and fancy cars; its much easier to take money
away from government-funded thing like libraries and schools--
its not like THEY need the money, do they? -Ken
[Bureaucracy is the real culprit (not to mention corruption).]
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