Bizarre News - January 9, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

For years conspiracy theorists, paranoids and fans of the X-Files have claimed that the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in Geneva, Switzerland is capable of all sorts of incredible phenomena (other than obliterating protons) like creating black holes and interdimensional vortices.

Most sane people disregard these bizarre kind of claims, but a video has surfaced recently which was supposedly taken near the LHC and appears to show an unexplainable vortex forming in the sky.

The swirling 'dimensional gateway' opens up over the Large Hadron Collider, and then incredibly a glowing orb appears to fly into the vortex. The video is being hailed as proof aliens are visiting Earth.

The bizarre film was allegedly captured by American tourists.

Now, computer graphics are capable of some pretty impressive simulation, and the likelihood that something as incredible as this would happen in broad daylight over a heavily populated area and only be recorded by some tourist on a cell phone is slim to the point of being impossible, but you can click the link to the video below and judge for yourself.

Personally, if this video turns out to be authentic, I'll eat a live chicken.

Click here to watch the video

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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*-- India woman injured by suspected human waste from airplane bathroom --*
AAMKHOH, India - A woman in India suffered a shoulder injury when she was struck by a falling ball of frozen matter believed to be human waste from an airplane toilet. Witnesses said Rajrani Gaud, 60, was struck in the shoulder Dec. 17 by a block of ice believed to contain human urine and feces dropped from an airplane flying over Aamkhoh village in Madhya Pradesh. "I was only 25 feet away from the spot where the monster came crashing down. Children and villagers witnessed the fall and then heard screams. We ran towards Rajrani's house and referred her to hospital," Deepak Jain, a government school teacher in Aamkhoh village, told the Times of India. Jain said the woman narrowly avoided incurring more serious injuries. "The ice ball hit the roof first. Otherwise, it would have smashed her skull," he said. Aviation experts suggested the falling object may have been "blue ice," a term referring to waste dropped from an airplane lavatory. They said liquid waste may have leaked from a plane and froze on its way down to earth. District officials said they did not open an investigation into the incident as it hadn't been officially reported, but aviation consultant Bimal Kumar Srivastava said he reported the object to the director general of civil aviation and the director general of the India Meteorological Department.


*-- Couple start brawl, hold luggage hostage over Hello Kitty toothbrush --*
ORLANDO, Fla. - A man was arrested in Orlando after he and his wife held luggage hostage assaulted police and hotel staff during a trip to Disney World. The altercation began after a luggage mix-up at Disney's Animal Kingdom Villas accidentally sent 14 pieces of luggage to the room of Setia Kurniawan, 49, and his wife, Vonni Gustimego, 44, who were vacationing with their children. When hotel staff attempted to retrieve the luggage the Australian couple refused to open the door for hours, demanding compensation for a broken Hello Kitty toothbrush. The manager then called police describing the couple as "aggressive" and "confrontational" in a police report. When police arrived Gustimego "abruptly" opened the door and began yelling and sticking her finger in an officer's face. The officer then batted her finger away, causing Kurniawan to lung forward in her defense. The report states that as the officer restrained Kurniawan, Gustimego dragged the hotel manager into the room by her jacket and hit an officer in the ear. Police were able to detain the couple after the altercation, arresting Kurniawan on charges of battery, grand theft and resist arrest. He was later released on bail while Gustimego was released to tend to the couple's children.


*-- READER COMMENTS --*
Lewis, As most of the Assholes Are on the Left coast, the east coast North of DC. To say nothing of the Ass Holes And Morons that live in the Great Lake region. I cannot understand why anyone wood live in an area with weather as you have. Must be a Asshole or a Moron. I'll bet it is the Later. -John D.

LEWIS; Contrary to popular belief, hypnotists do not have any Svengali type powers. That's just an urban legend myth. The hypnotic trance is merely power of suggestion. The person who believes "I can't be hypnotized" is resisting and truly can't be hypnotized while the willing participant relaxes and allows himself to do as the hypnotist says. Also alcoholic beverages may lower a volunteer's tesistance. This Omaha man is merely a klutz who had an accident but is using "I was still in a trance" to try to profit from a nuisance lawsuit. -R.S.

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