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Bizarre News - September 6, 2014
Greetings fellow Bizarros:If you have ever wished you could just lock your wife up in a box, you might have something in common with the man in today's story.
An Indiana man is accused of forcing his wife into sexual slavery. A pessimist might think that that is basically what marriage is to begin with, but Kenneth Eugene Harden took things a little too far.
Harden's wife told police she met him online last year through Craigslist. He said he was a Godly man and they both talked about how much the Bible meant to them.
They soon married. A few months later, she said Harden revealed he's a sadist.
What started out as experimentation in the bedroom escalated into abuse. Not only would he lead her around with a collar on - prosecutors said he would force her head and hands into a wooden box after her child went to school.
She told police there were also times he would duct tape or tie her up all day.
Charging documents go into graphic detail of the sexual abuse, all while she hoped and prayed someone would hear her through the apartment walls.
"We could hear them fighting sometimes and we heard a lot of loud noises upstairs, but I never thought anything of it," a neighbor said, who lives below the apartment where the alleged abuse occurred.
Police initially arrested Harden on domestic battery charges and he is being held on a $100,000 bond.
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Email Lewis*-- Woman weds dog in Hindu ceremony to break curse --*RANCHI, India (UPI) - An 18-year-old woman in India landed a loyal husband when she married a dog in a bid to rid herself of an "evil spell" identified by village elders. Mangli Munda, 18, who lives with her family in a Jharkland village, married a stray dog dubbed Sheru in a traditional Hindu ceremony as a means of lifting a curse that village elders said would cause the death of any man she married, Barcroft TV reported. "The village elders told us that we should organize the wedding as soon as we can," said the girl's father, Sri Amnmunda. "We had to make sure that the evil spell is destroyed." Munda said the ceremony was not exactly her dream wedding. "I am not happy with this marriage," Munda said. However, she said she is happy the wedding -- which is not legally binding -- will allow her to search for a human husband. "Every girl dreams of marrying a prince," she said. The family said Sheru might not be Munda's soulmate, but he will now have a place in their home as a family pet.
*- Suspect accused neighbor of spying, telepathy -*AUSTIN, Texas (UPI) - A Texas man accused of attacking his neighbor allegedly told police the other man was using "triangulation" to speak to him inside his head. The Austin Police Department said Steven Anthony Garza, 34, allegedly entered his neighbor's yard about 7:30 p.m. Aug. 28 and used "aggressive" hand gestures the neighbor interpreted as an invitation to fight. Garza allegedly head-butted his neighbor and broke the antenna of the radio the other man was using to speak to his father. Police said the neighbor fled inside his home and Garza then dumped the other man's radio and remote-controlled drone over a fence, causing $4,000 in damage to the devices. Garza told officers he believed his neighbor was using the equipment to spy on him and the other man was using "triangulation" to speak inside his head, the arrest report said. Garza was taken to the Travis County Jail on charges of assault causing bodily injury and criminal mischief. He was ordered held in lieu of $10,000 bond.
*-- READER COMMENTS --*Morning Lewis, As soon as I started to read your Monty Python Holy Grail quote about the Holy Hand Grenade it made my smile and laugh. So many great laughs in that movie. Thanks for the morning chuckle. Keep up the awesome work over there. -Rick
Lewis, I just wanted to send you a quick thanks for the great 'Holy Grail' comment response. I was having a shitty day, and you just vastly improved it. Now I'm off to watch the rest of the film. Thanks again, Brook
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Hi Lewis.. The saying is, she's got a STICK up her ass, not a pole. I realize in this case you made an exception, but get it right next time dude! LMFAO I can understand Boucher needing to keep her job.. if her occupation had not been stripper, there would have been no charges against her. I'm not saying she was right.. she should always put her child first. I don't think she was really worried. Either way, resisting an officer and misdemeanoer obstruction? Really? For just hanging up on a cop? You were really on a roll with this one.. cracked me up! -Patty
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