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Saturday, November 13, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
This story is more of a love "square" than a love triangle.
Mirror.co.uk reports on a bizarre story of cheating and
betrayal that ended up with two couples swapping partners
and homes 270 miles apart.
Four-times-married Barry, 48, left his pretty blonde partner
Kelly for Nicola after Barry and Nicola met on an online
gaming site.
Nicola, 39, a mother-of-two, left husband Shaun, 44, to be
with Barry.
Struggling to come to terms with the end of their relation-
ships, Kelly and Shaun got in touch and spent hours on the
phone consoling each other. A few months later they met
face-to-face and realized it was love.
A delighted Kelly, 31, says she has landed a much better
lover. "I am really happy with Shaun. He's my best friend
and soulmate, plus he's much better looking than Barry."
Well, there is nothing like trading up. Both couples are now
planning to marry and they have conveniently traded houses.
All they have to do is raise each other's kids since both
women are mothers. I give the whole thing 18 months.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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November 22 is Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is National Cashew Day
November 24 is Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is National Parfait Day
November 26 is Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is Square Dance Day
November 30 is Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
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---------- Teacher fired for napping in class ----------
SANDUSKY, Ohio - An Ohio school board voted to fire a
high school teacher accused of napping during class and
discussing adult magazines with a freshman class. The
Perkins Schools Board of Education voted Wednesday to fire
Perkins High School teacher Carol Smith, 71, after a hear-
ing officer found her conduct "totally unprofessional,
inappropriate, unsafe, outrageous, flagrant and persistent
and threatened the safety, security and welfare of the
students," the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported. Smith,
who was suspended without pay in April after she was
accused of discussing "Playboy" and "Playgirl" magazines
in a freshman history class, was found by the investigation
to have frequently arrived late and slept during classes.
The investigation found Smith's discussion of the magazines
during a discussion about yellow journalism was not grounds
for dismissal. However, officials said sleeping during
class and arriving late left the students unsupervised and
created safety concerns. The Register said Smith declined
to comment.
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---------- Gunshot victim went home for lunch ----------
NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Connecticut police said a man who heard
gunshots while exiting a deli went home and ate his sand-
wich before seeking treatment for shots to the groin and
thigh. Investigators said Miguel Soto III, 25, heard three
gunshots when he left the deli Tuesday afternoon in New
Haven and continued home to enjoy his lunch, WVIT-TV,
Hartford, Conn., reported Thursday. Police said Soto asked
his father to take him to Yale-New Haven Hospital after he
had finished his sandwich. Soto was treated for non-life-
threatening gunshot wounds to his groin and left thigh.
Investigators said they are seeking two men in connection
with the incident.
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the only good snake is a dead snake. And I back that up with
a shotgun.
[Actually, snakes aren't slimy, and some of them are quite
delicious if prepared properly.]
Lewis, being the owner of a 93 F-150 Ford, I had to go out-
doors and check, sure as hell, I just could not find a trunk
on my pickup! Having spent over twenty years on the Police
Force, I just had to wonder where they found one in that
article about the guy dressed as an intoxilizer? -Jerry
[It was an option in certain years.]
Hi Lewis! I was outside the other night, looking at all the
beautiful stars in the sky when I saw a falling green star
right in front of me and it got me to thinking. Have you
heard from Queetzel lately? Just wondering if he went on
to bother the ezines of another planet or if you still hear
from him every so often. -Rita (sorry no boob shots today)
[Did you read about the mysterious "missile" launch over
California earlier this week? There you go. You just have
to know how to interpret the news.]
I was actually hoping to get breath tested on my way home
from a Halloween party. I knew I was sober, but I was dressed
as Beetlejuice, complete with make-up and wild hair. I must
have been convincing as people are still talking about it and
one young lady still has reservations about dancing with me.
-Steve. Frankston, Australia
[A sober Australian? Pull the other one.]
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