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Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Is NASA hiding secrets from the American people on the orders
of the federal government?
The space race was won forty years ago when the United States
landed on the moon before the Soviet Union, but since then
there has been a lot of secrecy concerning the details of the
moon landings. What exactly went on up there and what did the
astronauts discover?
New sources have recently come forward suggesting that NASA
has been suppressing photographic evidence of ancient ruins of
artificial origin on the moon.
You would think news of this magnitude would be impossible
to suppress, but what if the stakes were high enough to
justify any cost to keep the secret safe? What if the stakes
were the fate of human civilization itself?
Could the discoveries on the moon have launched research into
alternative energies technologies such as anti gravity and
nuclear fusion? How long would it take to reverse engineer
technologies like these from ruined hints potentially tens
of thousands of years old? Forty years or more?
Is it only a coincidence that Helium-3, the non-radioactive
isotope which most physicists believe is the ideal (and
perhaps only) fuel capable of sustaining nuclear fusion is
so much more abundant on the Moon than on Earth?
While thinking about these questions consider that NASA is
getting ready to abandon its current fleet of space shuttles
for a revolutionary, long-range model that is still being
designed. And this is in advance of plans to build a permanent
base on the mood to be finished by 2024.
Are we on the threshold of the greatest revolution and
revelation in human history?
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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---------- Worker apologizes for chicken licking -----------
PRESTON, England - A former employee at a British grocery
store apologized for videotaped shenanigans including
licking raw chickens. Adeel Ayub, 60, apologized for his
actions in the videos, which were taken before he left the
company in 2006, after supermarket chain Asda said it was
investigating his actions at the Preston, England, store,
the Lancaster Evening Post reported Monday. The videos
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returned to shelves, urinating into a trash bin, destroy-
ing awards earned by the store, slashing coworkers' cloth-
ing and setting off fire extinguishers. "I know there is
no excuse for my atrocious behavior and I am truly sorry
for what I did back then. I express my profound apologies
to Asda and to its staff and customers," Ayub said. Police
said they are reviewing CCTV footage from the Asda store.
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----------- Man feeds family on discarded bets ------------
NEW YORK - A New York man said he has cashed in nearly
half a million dollars worth of betting slips during
the past 10 years without buying a single ticket. Jesus
Leonardo, 57, said losing a betting slip a decade ago
led him to discover nearly $2,000 in discarded slips in
an off-track betting parlor's trash can, The New York
Times reported Tuesday. Leonardo, who is married with
two teenage children, said he now supports his family
with the $100 to $300 he makes per day collecting 2,000
to 7,000 discarded tickets from five betting parlors in
the city. "This has become my job, my life," he said.
"This is how I feed my family." "At first, my wife thought
I was crazy, but then she realized I was finding a lot of
money in winning tickets, sometimes $200 a day," he said.
"After a while, she didn't think I was so crazy." Leonardo
said he spends hours in front of ticket machines to scan
each discarded ticket. "It is such exhausting work that
I give myself a lunch hour," he said.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lewis, If he actually changed his name to Monster Munch,
which apparently he did, wouldn't that cause some copyright
infringements if he tries to use his name for a business
later in life? -Gary
[Only if he goes into business manufacturing kid's break-
fast cereals.]
Howdy! I would like to pose one question to 'global warming'
supporters; If you really think you have the technology to
control CO2 emissions, not just restrictions, why haven't
you controlled snowstorms, earthquakes, landslides,
tornadoes, ice storms, and the like? Where is the science
on that? Real science has been blocked, erased, destroyed
by money/power hungry opportunists (read 'liberals') who
care not a twit for anyone but themselves. How much of
their honor, wealth & treasure do they offer up? -V49
[Controlling emissions doesn't have anything to do with
controlling weather. You can put scrubbers on smoke stacks
and converters on engines, but the real solution is coming
up with alternatives...and that doesn't have anything to
do with global warming. Can anybody say anti gravity or
nuclear fusion?]
Lewis, Is Monster Munch now related to John Munch of "Law
and Order - SVU". A side note Richard Belzer has played
"Munch" on five different television shows, on three
different networks. -Terry
I believe in Jesus and the Virgin Mary. But since they
lived 2000 years ago, how does anyone know what they looked
like? So when people see the Virgin Mary on a pancake or
Jesus on an Iron, I have to wonder! -Hank Shaw
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