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Saturday, December 19, 2009
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
How can you get hit by a car and still get charged with
disorderly behavior? By being a drunk teenage girl who
is showing off her boobs to oncoming traffic.
18 year old Cherrelle May Dudfield appeared in an Inver-
cargill court in New Zealand, charged with disorderly
behavior following a drunken prank.
According to reports, Dudfield decided to stand in the
centerline of a busy Invergargill street in order to
flash passing motorists. The incident was fueled by
alcohol and encouragement from friends.
After flashing her breasts at several motorists, one
driver became so distracted he ended up hitting Dudfield
before she was able to avoid him, rolling across the hood
of the car and cracking the windscreen.
Her friends subsequently took her to hospital fearing she
had suffered serious injury, but she escaped with minor
cuts and abrasions. Local police however were not amused
and she was charged with disorderly behavior, which she
admitted to in court and was fined $275.
Ms Dudfield suggested other people shouldn't mimic her
behavior. "Don't be me. Don't be stupid, don't get drunk
and stand in the middle of the road and flash anyone,
'cause it hurts when you get hit."
Truer words were never spoken. But when you consider that
a driver actually veered off the road when he saw her you
have to wonder...just how big are those boobs?
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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+--------------- Bizarre Snow Facts -----------------+
The largest piece of ice to fall to earth was an ice block
6 meters (20 ft) across that fell in Scotland on 13 August
1849.
The largest hailstone recorded fell on 14 April 1986 in
Bangladesh weighing 1kg (2.25lbs). The hailstorm reported-
ly killed 92 people.
The largest snowflakes in the world fell across Fort Keogh
in Montana (USA) on 28 January 1887.
Mt Kilimanjaro in Tanzania is the only permanent snowcap
within sight of the equator.
Permanent snow and ice cover about 12% (21 million square
km's) of the Earth's land surface. 80% of the world's
fresh water is locked up as ice or snow.
A single snowstorm can drop 40 million tons of snow, carry-
ing the energy equivalent to 120 atom bombs.
There is NOT a law of nature that prohibits 2 snowflakes
from being identical.
Denver CO received 9.6 inches of snow. October of that
year proved to be the coldest and snowiest of record for
Denver, with a total snowfall for the month of 31.2 inches.
Light snow falls in Canberra during most years, but it
rarely accumulates to more than a few centimeters.
In Australia, snowfalls are common above 1,500m in the
Alps during the winter, but there are no permanent
snowfields anywhere on the continent.
Denver CO was buried under 21.3 inches of snow, 19.4
inches of which fell in 24 hours. The heavy wet snow
snapped trees and wires causing seven million dollars
damage.
Parts of Michigan and Wisconsin experienced their first
freeze of the autumn. Snow and sleet were reported in
the Sheffield and Sutton areas of northeastern Vermont
at midday.
The most snow produced in a single snowstorm is 4.8 meters
(15.75ft) at Mt Shasta Ski Bowl, California (USA) between
13 and 19 February 1959.
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-------- Drunken man insists on paying $72 for taco --------
SANDUSKY, Ohio - Employees at a Taco Bell restaurant in
Ohio said an apparently intoxicated man insisted on paying
$72 for a single taco. Aaron Ohm, manager of the Perkins
Township Taco Bell, said a man who appeared to be in his
20s walked into the fast-food eatery just after 11 p.m.
Monday and put $72 down on the counter, the Sandusky (Ohio)
Register reported. "He said 'Merry Christmas, all I want
is a taco,'" Ohm said. He said employees tried to give the
man, who workers said seemed quite drunk, his change, but
he refused to accept the money and left the restaurant
with his taco. "It was kinda funny," Ohm said. "Most people
his age would not hand out money." Ohm said he gave the
money to Perkins police, who said they will hold it for
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-------- Groom to wear monitoring bracelet to wed ---------
MISSOULA, Mont. - Authorities in Montana said a groom will
have to walk down the aisle with a monitoring bracelet
due to allegations of misconduct at his bachelor party.
Missoula police said Jordan B. Iddings, 24, will have to
wear the bracelet as a condition of his release from jail
while awaiting trial on charges of assault on a peace
officer, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of sexual
assault, disorderly conduct and assault, The Missoulian
(Missoula) reported Thursday. Iddings and five other men
participating in his bachelor party were arrested Nov. 19.
Iddings allegedly groped a woman at a bar and punched her
in the face when she slapped him. The men moved to another
bar, where they were refused service for fighting with
bartenders, and police approached them while they were
shouting profanities outside of the business, investigators
allege. Iddings allegedly head-butted an officer during his
arrest. Lance Lovell, Iddings' attorney, said his client
has been granted permission to travel to Alaska next month
to work on a fishing boat until his April trial. However,
he will have to wear the monitoring bracelet at all times
during his release and submit to random drug and alcohol
tests. Ryan Schnabl, a co-defendant in the case, was barred
from contact with Iddings, but was granted permission to
attend his wedding, which is scheduled for Saturday.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
at the end of WW2, Russians taken prisoner by the nazi's were
jailed for another 16 years in soviet prisons for betraying
the motherland by getting captured. bet they don't mention
that on the tour.
[No...I think they focus on Nazi atrocities.]
This comment is for Amanda who obviously hates all of us
Americans, and believes that the moon landing was fake. You
MUST be British, since most Brits of my acquaintance have
astronaut envy (and I am married to an Englishman) and have
similar "bitter grapes" reactions whenever a country with a
space program talks about NASA or any space missions. Also,
y'all seem to get upset when we Americans discuss guns, the
death penalty and modern dentistry! -Christine in Las Vegas
[The claws are out!]
There will be a lot MORE people cheering when New York is
under 10 feet of water. Even more would cheer if it was the
present congressional leadership. -Shelley
[I don't know...if you could choose the flood either New York
or Los Angeles I think it would be a toss up.]
Who is this Amanda and how can she say that the moon landing
never actually happened? Was she there? No, she was not,
so she would have no way of knowing. You can believe what
you want, lady, but don't try to sit there and tell us the
moon landing was faked just because you think it was. You
may believe it, but let me ask you--where's your proof?
--Jeff
[Didn't they cover this on Myth Busters?]
Hey Lewis, in regards to the shopping cart arguement, I
suppose this isn't the first time a man has gotten in trouble
for assaulting a woman with his salami. -Robert
[I usually do the jokes around here, Robert.]
Lewis, I think the conspiracy theorists are amusing. A
faked moon landing that duped six billion people? This
charade by a government who couldn't keep a secret about
a blowjob in the Oval Office? There is no ultimate con-
spiracy in life. If your life sucks it's because You made
bad decisions. --Don
[Or because the Bilderbergers, the Free Masons and the Jews
are conspiring to keep you economically depressed.]
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