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Bizarre News - December 17, 2014
Greetings fellow Bizarros:For Bizarre News, this IS a Christmas story. It has everything you could want in a bizarre Christmas story; a church, a fire, the police and a naked guy claiming to be Jesus.
A Roswell, Georgia pastor spoke out after a man who was found naked allegedly set his church on fire.
Police arrested Juan Ramirez, 24, after they found him naked near the church. Police said Ramirez admitted to setting the church on fire.
According to the incident report, authorities responded after they were told a man was wandering around naked.
Authorities found the man, identified as Ramirez, and said he told them he was trying to get in touch with Indian gods.
Ramirez says he is Jesus Christ, but Father Phillip Scott thinks he's far from it.
"It was 36 degrees by the thermometer on my car and he was arrested totally nude ... I don't know about it being crazy. Let's just put it this way, there's something wrong," Scott said.
Scott said Ramirez ignited four fires on the property. The father has lived on the property for more than 35 years. Part of the church building burned, but Scott said they have insurance, and people came from all over to help clean.
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Email Lewis*-- Mom calls into C-SPAN to tell her pundit sons to stop arguing --*WASHINGTON (UPI) - Whether it be at the Christmas dinner table or on television, moms do not want their kids bickering. Pundits Dallas Woodhouse, a Republican, and his brother Brad Woodhouse, a Democrat, learned their lesson when their mother called into C-SPAN to chastise them for bickering. The two were discussing bipartisanship on Washington Journal with host Steve Scully when a call came in from "Joy" from North Carolina. The brothers greeted their fellow southerner until she started to speak, to which Dallas said, "Oh God, it's Mom." "You're right, I'm from down south," she said. "And I'm your MOTHER." "I disagree that many families are like ours," she continued. "I don't know many families that are fighting at Thanksgiving. I was very glad that this Thanksgiving was a year you were supposed to go to your in-laws. I'm hoping you'll have some of this out of your system when you come here for Christmas. I would really like a peaceful Christmas." While the pundits' mother was on the phone, Scully asked her what it was like raising her boys. "It hasn't been easy," she replied, adding that she loved them both. Mrs. Woodhouse is a registered Democrat, but admitted she has split her ticket.
*-- Blindfolded man solves Rubik's cube in 21 seconds --*SZCZECIN, Poland (UPI) - A Polish Rubik's cube master beat his own record by solving a puzzle in 21.17 seconds while blindfolded. Marcin Kowalczyk, who held the previous record for blindfolded Rubik's cube solving with a 23.19-second finish, memorized the cube and completed the puzzle in 21.17 seconds at a Speed Cube competition in Szczecin, Poland. Kowalczyk, a veteran of 33 official Rubik's cube competitions, has a list of accomplishments to his name that also include memorizing the patterns of 41 Rubik's cubes and donning a blindfold to solve them in a total 54 minutes, 14 seconds.
*-- READER COMMENTS --* I don't know which guy in that staff picture is you, but I know three of them that AREN'T you...since I know what TZ, Clean Laffs Joe, and Jethro all look like, that eliminates three of them. I have my guess which is you, but I won't bother saying, since I know you'll neither confirm nor deny it. -Chris
About the Florida roulette story -- The right to bear arms shall not be infringed, even if you have the same IQ as the average tin of sardines. Two men intentionally pointed a loaded gun at each other and fired, and the sheriff's department says it is an "accident". They say they need to investigate. Apparently, the sheriff's department has a collective IQ on a par with the two shooters. -Jody
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Well, there are degrees of crime between accident and murder...like involuntary manslaughter. I'm sure it will change as they investigate the incident.]
Over the years you've slowly described yourself... if you were telling the truth, who knows. My guess... to the left of the lady in the pink shirt on the left and the door of the van... back row. 2 to 1 odds. lol If you print this, I'm wrong. -Gene
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How do you know I'm NOT the lady in the pink shirt?]
When I was in my early 20's I had thought of getting a butterfly tattoo on my butt. Good thing I didn't because now it would be a giant moth. -donna
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I'm sure it'd still be fun to see.]
Lewis, Largo is just a few minute drive from Clearwater where there is tons of nightlife, It is a shame that this idiot survived because we need to clean up the gene pool as you so eloquently support every week without a dry spell.
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