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Saturday, January 1, 2011

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

Who ever said today's youth is stupider than they ever were?
Because they might have been talking about the kids in Apollo
Beach, Florida.

Two Apollo Beach brothers were arrested after the son of a
theft victim saw Internet photos of them wearing what appeared
to be his mother's gold chains. The two boys, ages 14 and 16,
were charged with third-degree grand theft.

Oh, wait, it gets better. Police also arrested several other
suspects. One, who was wearing an electronic ankle monitor,
denied being involved in burglaries but was charged after the
monitor allegedly placed him at the crime scene.

Investigators arrested some of the suspects by posing as
buyers of stolen items. Thousands of dollars worth of laptop
computers, jewelry and other items were seized.

A spokeswoman for the Sheriff's Department, said surfing the
Web is becoming a common law enforcement tool. Especially with
idiots like these guys logging on every day to advertise their
crimes!

Bizarrely,

Lewis

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January 1 is First Foot Day and Z Day

January 2 is Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody
Salutes It Day

January 3 is Festival of Sleep Day

January 4 is Trivia Day and Humiliation Day

January 5 is Bird Day

January 6 is Bean Day

January 7 is Old Rock Day

January 8 is National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day

January 9 is Play God Day

January 10 is Peculiar People Day

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------- Leafs spectator arrested after waffle toss -------

TORONTO - A Toronto Maple Leafs fan was ejected from a
game, and then arrested, after becoming the latest to
throw waffles onto the ice to protest the team's poor
play. Toronto police charged Joseph Robb, 31, of Oakville
with mischief after he allegedly threw several waffles
and an Eggo box onto the ice during the third period of
Monday night's loss to the Atlanta Thrashers, the Toronto
Star reported. Robb was banned from all three Maple Leaf
Sports & Entertainment arenas, officials said. A man first
threw a handful of waffles onto the ice after the team's
Dec. 9 loss against the Philadelphia Flyers and a Twitter
user who identified himself as Jack M. took responsibility
and threatened to strike again. Using the handle "EGGO_
BOMBER," he tweeted the Leafs "need to wake up and eat
some breakfast." The Leafs (12-17-4) have lost three
straight games and five of their last seven, and are in
last place in the Northeast Division, 12 points behind
first-place Montreal.

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------- Man burns house trying to smoke out bees -------

LAKE WORTH, Fla. - Florida firefighters said a man caused
heavy damage to his home when he tried and failed to smoke
a bee colony out of his house. Capt. Don DeLucia, spokes-
man for Palm Beach County Fire-Rescue, said Mario Go of
Lake Worth was trying to smoke the bees out of a column
supporting a second-story balcony Tuesday and accidentally
set the house on fire, The Palm Beach Post reported.
DeLucia said the fire caused about $50,000 worth of damage
but no one was injured. He said the fire failed to drive
away the bees.

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--------- Police follow debris to stolen ATM ---------

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Police in Florida said they followed
a trail of debris from a credit union to a suspect in a
front-end loader carrying an ATM ripped from the building.
Jacksonville police said they responded to a burglar
alarm about 3:50 a.m. Monday and discovered the Vystar
Credit Union structure had been demolished and an ATM
was missing, The (Jacksonville) Florida Times-Union
reported Wednesday. Investigators followed a trail of
debris to a Caterpillar front-end loader attempting to
turn from a highway onto a bike trail. They said the
driver of the loader kept going despite police turning on
their lights then put the heavy machine into reverse and
headed straight for a patrol car. The police car evaded
the machine and it again fled away, but stopped after
about 500 feet and police arrested Robert Anderson, 31.
Police said the ATM was severely damaged but its cash
cartridge remained intact. Anderson was jailed on charges
of burglary in excess of $1,000 and aggravated assault.

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