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Saturday, December 11, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
Sometimes you're having such a bad day that the only thing
you have going for you is a hot fudge sundae. Now imagine
you're having a day like that, but when you get your sundae
there's not enough hot fudge on it? What do you do?
What do you do?
If you're 33-year-old Elaine Emter of Edmonton, Alberta you
immediately start a fight with the guy at the a McDonald's
drive-through.
Emter became disruptive at a McDonald's drive-through and
insisted there was not enough hot fudge on her sundae.
However, workers would not exchange the item without a
receipt.
Officers arrived and questioned Emter while she was still
in the parking lot and she was "in their faces" shouting.
The prosecutor said Emter tried to drive away, but was
stopped and informed she was being charged with causing a
disturbance. However, the woman refused to get out of her
car and one of the officers had to place her in a choke
hold so she could be handcuffed.
This is when the fun part starts.
Emter bit one of the officers, which is a big no-no, even
in Canada, who were then forced to use a stun gun, on her
head...twice.
She pleaded guilty to causing a disturbance and resisting
arrest, yielding her 18 months of probation with 40 hours
of community service.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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December 21 is Look At The Bright Side Day, National
Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and
Hamburger Day
December 22 is National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is Roots Day
December 24 is National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is National Whiners Day
December 27 is National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last
Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is Unlucky Day
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------- Greeting card maker pole dances in store -------
NEW YORK - A New York greeting card designer said she has
found success with her business model, which includes in-
store pole dances. Jill-Anne, owner of Jill-Anne's on the
Lower East Side, said she has been performing in the store
for the past two months and any customers who spend at
least $50 on her hand-made greeting cards get a personal
pole dance, the New York Daily News reported Thursday. "I
always swore to myself I would always have fun at work. I
have a wonderful time with my company, but I also need
mini breaks and since I don't have a water cooler or the
Starbucks around the corner, I have my pole," she said.
"Seventy-five percent of the people, when I'm poling, in
my store who walk by are women who smile and clap, so it's
not a male lust thing. It's empowering women thing as
well," Jill-Anne said.
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------- Sheriff accidentally shoots own hand -------
POCATELLO, Idaho - An Idaho sheriff said his "pride is
fractured" but he is not otherwise seriously injured after
accidentally shooting himself in the hand. Bannock County
Sheriff Lorin Nielsen said he was outside of his Pocatello
home admiring a gun he received as a gift from a cousin
when he placed his hand on top of the barrel to try
putting the hammer back down, KIFI-TV, Idaho Falls, Idaho,
reported. Nielsen said his thumb slipped and the gun went
off, discharging a bullet through the fleshy part of his
hand near his little finger. The sheriff said the bullet
did not hit any ligaments or tendons. "I can say I shot
the sheriff," Nielsen joked. He was treated for the injury
at a local hospital. "My pride is fractured, but my hand
is fine," he said.
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Jack has it all wrong. The "Copping a feel guys" work for
the TSA. -John
[Apparently not all of them.]
The story about the German guy sending spiders to the US
was creepy. We already have more than enough spiders here,
I'm glad they caught him. -Patti
Lewis, There's already been a book written without words.
It's called What Men Know About Women and it's totally
blank. Cheers! -Paula
[That's because I didn't write it.]
Hey Lewis! I just bought one of those Open X tools on your
site that opens up those damn plastic packages you usually
need a chainsaw to open and guess what? It came in one of
those damn plastic packages you need a chainsaw to open.
Now I need another one to open this package. I think it's
a scam and you're trying to get me to buy more! -Jeff
[You know we do sell chain saws on PulseTV.com, don't you?]
That reader in GA is absouletely right! Cops ARE the biggest
criminals and they can get away with it BECAUSE they are
cops! I have seen cops approach an interesection, and if the
light is red, they will turn on their lights, go through the
red light, and then turn them off again! Can you say "abuse
of power?" -Chris
[I wouldn't say the biggest. There are a lot of dedicated
cops out there.]
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