Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Greetings fellow Bizarros:Finally, a legal, consenting adult couple having sex, without the addition of animals or dangerous animatronics. Refreshing, isn't it? Or at least it would be if it weren't while driving on the expressway in the middle of a major city.
In a video posted on YouTube a man and woman are heard talking as they film a minivan driving next to them on I-290 in Chicago, while two people appear to be having sex in the driver's seat.
The video shows a woman sitting in a man's lap, facing him, and bouncing up and down.
The man and woman filming the video can be heard squabbling over whether to keep taping the couple in the minivan.
"I think I'm going to stop it now," the man says.
"No no no," the woman says. "I want to get her bouncing again. She's just leaning on him now, and I want her bouncing."
The video lasts a little over a minute, and at one point, the couple in the car seems to notice they're being taped, as the man waves from the driver's window.
Not that I can blame him. I'd probably wave too.
Bizarrely,
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Email Lewis* Principal irks locals by selling school's trophies *MALAD, Idaho - An Idaho high school principal said selling trophies earned by school athletes was meant to connect with the community, not sell out the school's heritage. Some Malad residents accused Malad High School Principal John Cockett of selling out the school's heritage when he had trophies earned by school athletes during the past 60 years sold at a recent homecoming game, the Idaho State Journal reported Monday. However, Cockett said the intention was to build ties between the school and the community. "We wanted to get them out to the people connected to the trophies -- team members and coaches -- rather than [keeping them] in boxes," he said. Cockett said the $5 price tag was designed to deter people without connections to the school from taking multiple trophies. He said the school did not have enough space for all of the trophies accumulated over the years. The principal said no more trophies will be sold without the school board's approval. "Some people thought this was a great idea, but others thought it was a sacrilege. That's unfortunate because it wasn't our intent," he said. "It was a good idea gone bad."
*-- Pennsylvania haunted house issues 'Naked' challenge --*SINKING SPRING, Pa. - A Pennsylvania Halloween park is challenging visitors to pass through a haunted house in the nude for the "Naked and Scared" challenge. The Shocktoberfest attraction in Sinking Spring said guests can pay $20 after midnight, once the park's regular hours have ended, to pass through the haunted house for a challenge inspired by the Discovery Channel's "Naked and Afraid" reality show, WKYC-TV, Cleveland, reported Monday. The park said participants can go either "nude" or "prude," an option to leave one's underwear on during the challenge. Officials said only guests over the age of 18 will be allowed to participate and they will undress in a "semi-private preshow building" to keep them out of view of minors and non-participating customers. The park's website said the attraction is not meant to be sexual and "no sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated."
*-- READER COMMENTS --*What the hell is a crime against nature? Has Nature ever filed a complaint? Perhaps it is a crime that does not follow natural laws - like gravity or the speed of light. -Dave
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I think it's pretending to be a teenage boy when you're really a creepy woman. Kind of like Justin Beaver.]
Are you serious? The only legit crime here is that she had sex with a minor. There is a law against piercing a minor? Really? Then arrest every Hispanic mother in the U.S. because they pierce their children before they can even walk. This is just an outrageous story. When I was 15 I only dated men who were 5 years older than me. There was no sex, I was a good girl.. but wow, it just sounds like they dug in the old books looking for an excuse to arrest this woman. -Patty
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So you dated 20-year-old men when you were 15, but didn't have sex with them. Did you let any of them pierce you in any other way???]
To Bob's attention: you haven't got a clue. I'm in a union, and have been in two others previously. The unions I've joined hav endorsed candidates for office and asked me to vote for them. On the other hand, they didn't try to force me to, and in fact, they had no way to know how I was voting for, being that I'm alone in the booth, the same as anyone else. Oh but wait, they do other things, too; specifically, they protect my job security and get me raises and improved benefits. -Craig
No one should be doing ANYTHING to a 15 year old. No matter what the sex. They are still a minor.
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Whether they dig coal out of the ground for a living has nothing to do with the story!]
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