Saturday, May 19, 2012

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

We have seen this kind of story in Bizarre News before. But apparently there are still people out there who think it is safe to get cosmetic medical procedures done in somebody's basement.

This incident happened in Philadelphia where a transgender woman nicknamed the "Black Madam" has been ordered held for trial, charged with illegal butt-enhancement procedures.

Bail was kept at $750,000 for Padge Victoria Windslowe, 42. She faces charges of aggravated assault. At the hearing, an exotic dancer said she paid Windslowe $1,000 each for four injections of silicone in her rear end.

She said she got the first on New Year's Eve 2010 when another dancer, nicknamed "Back Shots," hosted a party for the procedures. Three months ago, the dancer said she got another shot even though a woman who traveled from Britain to Philadelphia for the procedure had died. She said Windslowe told her the dead woman had been on cocaine when she had the procedure and did not drink enough water afterwards. And everybody should know that cocaine and silicone don't mix.

Investigators say Windslowe injected silicone and then used glue and cotton balls to close the wounds.

Sounds safe to me.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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Lee Graber of Tallmadge, Ohio, USA, endured the weight of the heaviest bed of nails on his body. He was sandwiched between two beds of nails, with a weight of 752.5 kg (1,659 lb) placed on top for a total of 10 seconds on June 24, 2000. The weight was loaded on top of him using a crane.

England's John Evans achieved the world record for heaviest car balanced on head after he balanced a 159.6 kg (352 lb) Mini on his head for 33 seconds at The London Studios, England, on May 24, 1999.

Cyclist Wolfgang Kulovman from Germany set a world record after riding 2.6 miles (4.1 kilometers) in 3 and a quarter hours under the sea on a lead bicycle.

Russian athlete Omar Khanapiyev, 38, set a new world record for pulling weight with his teeth. He towed a Kuban oil tanker for 36.3 feet in a shipyard. The vessel's weight was 1,100 tons.


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------- Finger found in Arby's sandwich -------
Michigan -- A Michigan couple said their family will no longer be eating fast food after the woman's 14-year-old son found a piece of a human finger in his Arby's sandwich. Jamie Vail and Joe Wheaton said the woman's son, Ryan Hart, discovered the finger fragment when he bit into his Arby's junior roast beef sandwich at the Jackson restaurant and spit the object out to identify it as a piece of finger. Jackson Police and the Jackson County Health Department determined a worker had cut her finger on a meat slicer at the restaurant moments prior to the incident. Steve Hall, environmental health director for the Jackson County Health Department, said he believes other workers stepped in to the woman's station without being aware of what had taken place. Vail said she has obtained a lawyer but has not yet decided on a course of action. Wheaton said the long-term consequences of the incident are clear. "We don't eat fast food no more," Wheaton said.

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------ Man hiding from girlfriend gets stuck ------
Russia -- A man who had to be cut from a garbage chute in the Russian city of Tyumen told emergency workers he was hiding from his girlfriend. The 32-year-old man said he was on the eighth floor of his building when he decided to disappear. He went into free fall before getting wedged in at the fifth-floor level of the garbage chute. "A witness reported to the regional rescue service that there was a man in the chute," said a spokeswoman for Emergency Response Services.

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In a back alley I fear a 4 foot 2 woman with a gun and permit as much as I fear a 6 foot line backer with a baseball bat. However given the choice which one would you rather meet in that same back alley? It is all perspective baby. -John
[I gave up meeting women in back alleys after I got married.]


Your comment to 'BEAR' about kids being stupid just shows how ignorant you are concerning children.
[Not quite. I have raised three sons. All of them went to college. I know plenty about kids, especially how dumb they can be. That is why they need parents to educate them.]


Lewis, About those erotic chocolates at that Australian middle school.... by having the kids eat them, it's just those crazy Aussie's way of teaching oral sex! -BB


What do you mean that firearms are available for individuals in Crime ridden Chicago, they are not! you have to go through all sorts of time, money and HOOPS then hope that they might approve you to obtain a firearm, that the CRIMINALS ALREADY HAVE IN THEIR HANDS {because they do not care about all the laws that are on the books... So who are the Lawmakers protecting it is sure not the Honest citizen, but the criminal! -barry
[Guns used to be illegal to own in the city of Chicago. That was overturned recently.]

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