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Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
When heading to a strip club you can expect a few things.
However, flying footwear, broken glass and a $15,000
lawsuit don't really come to mind.
Florida resident Charles Privette alleges in his Broward
Circuit Court lawsuit while visiting the strip club Booby
Trap, a stripper's shoe shattered a mirrored ceiling above
him and he was struck by falling glass and the flying
footwear, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel said Thursday.
His attorney, Omar Demetriou, has alleged his client
suffered an eyebrow laceration in the incident and has
since suffered from nosebleeds and headaches.
The lawsuit is seeking at least $15,000 in damages from
the Booby Trap. Tee-Hee, Booby! But the general manager of
the strip club says the requested total is too much for
what he alleges were very minor injuries, the Sun-Sentinel
reported. "A quote from the paramedics was, 'I can't
believe you even called us for this,'" Booby Trap general
manager George Gettinger alleged.
My uncle always told me to stay away from strip clubs
because, "I might catch something." Allegedly, at the
Booby Trap you may catch some shatter mirror bits or a
shoe or both. Be safe, wear a helmet.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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-------- Woman arrested for attempted sword attack ---------
JERSEY CITY, N.J. - New Jersey police said an incident
that started with a public urination summons ended with
a woman attempting to attack another woman with a samurai
sword. Jersey City Police Lt. Edgar Martinez said an off-
duty officer spotted a man urinating on a tree at about
1 a.m. Sunday and six people emerged from a house where
a party was taking place to argue with the officer while
he was writing the man a summons, The Jersey Journal,
Jersey City, reported. Investigators said Thanh Huynh, 39,
emerged from the party during the argument and attempted
to cut one of the women speaking with the officer with a
three-foot-long samurai sword. Huynh was arrested and
charged with aggravated assault, possession of a weapon
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Police said they do not know Huynh's motive for allegedly
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--------- Police arrest 'ninja' on street corner ----------
VERNON, Conn. - Police in Connecticut said they arrested a
man in ninja garb who was allegedly waving nunchucks and
talking about wanting to beat up politicians. Investigators
said they received numerous reports of a man in a ninja
costume waving nunchucks Sunday on a Vernon street corner,
the Hartford (Conn.) Courant reported Monday. The man was
shouting about his desire to beat up U.S. Sen. Joe
Lieberman, Ind-Conn., and other subjects, police said.
They said the man became cooperative when he saw officers
with bean bags and Taser stun guns. Garland Eastman, 30,
was charged with breach of peace. He was taken to Rockville
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--------- Police: Intoxicated man took ambulance ----------
LAWRENCE, Kan. - Police in Kansas said they arrested an
intoxicated 21-year-old man who attempted to drive home
in an ambulance left parked by paramedics on a call.
Lawrence Police Sgt. Susan Hadl said the man entered the
Lawrence-Douglas County Fire Medical ambulance that had
been left parked downtown by a crew responding to a medical
call shortly after 2 a.m. Sunday, the Lawrence Journal-
World reported Monday. The man led police on a brief low-
speed chase that ended when officers surrounded the
ambulance with cruisers. He was taken into custody without
incident and charged with theft over $100,000 and driving
under the influence. The suspect, who told police he took
the ambulance because he lacked transportation home, was
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