Saturday, October 29, 2016

Greetings fellow Bizarros:

A woman was found with an unclasped bra and open shirt after crashing into a police car.

Police in Texas, said that a college student was arrested after crashing into a police car while trying to get dressed after sending topless photos to her boyfriend.

19-year-old Miranda Kay Rader was driving in Bryan around 8:30 p.m., when she rear-ended a police car that was parked outside a home, where officers were investigating a disturbance.

Police officer John Sartell said that he heard the crash and ran to his car, where he found that Rader's SUV hit his patrol vehicle.

The officer said that he found the Texas A&M university student with an unclasped bra and trying to put her top on.

Sartell asked the teenager why she was topless, and she replied that she was sending Snapchat pictures to her boyfriend while she was waiting at a red light, according to the police report.

During a further search of the car, Sartell found an open bottle of wine in the center console. Rader admitted to police that she had been drinking with her friend before driving.

She was arrested and charged with driving while intoxicated with an open container. She also received a ticket for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

Bizarrely,
Lewis

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I was not in a good mood until I read the story of the man in the tree costume. I said to myself, "Buzzy, you're not that bad after all." They got good weed in them there hills. -Buzzy


when I scroll down to the bottom of your newsletter and see the team, I wonder how the men get any work done with all those gorgeous babes around? -John
[They may be gorgeous, but some of those women can be pretty vicious, too.]

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