Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Greetings fellow Bizarros:If you thought the woman from last week who never told her husband of 19 years that she used to be a man was bad, wait until you hear this little escapade.
When you get involved in a new relationship the conversation about former lovers is always an awkward one. Some people never have it, but usually the subject comes up at one point or another.
It did for one Arizona man who thought he had really scored with an attractive young woman named Brittany. The two started dating in March or April and the relationship seemed to be going great until things started to slow down physically later in the year.
That is when Brittany approached her boyfriend about some different kinds of activities.
He expected Brittany to ask if they could have a threesome or if he wanted to be a swinging couple, but that is not what Brittany started to show him on the Internet.
Instead, Brittany started to show him pictures of people having sex with animals. She told him that she was interested and in having sex with dogs. She went on to tell him that she has been having sex with their family dogs since she was 13 years old.
The now ex-boyfriend told police he was "disturbed and freaked out" and said he told Brittany "she was disgusting." The two broke up shortly thereafter.
The ex, whose name has been edited from the police report, said Brittany seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."
To make matters even more complicated he also suspects Brittany is pregnant with his child.
She was arrested and charged with two counts of "crime against nature" which I didn't even know was a thing.
Imagine explaining that one on a job interview when you're potential boss asks you when you have a conviction for.
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A football wake. You know, it's a great way to remember a friend and the good times you all had together. -Elena
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Most families do a photo montage or something, but whatever.]
Monica's status as an XMan is neither here nor there. Not telling her husband about it is outright lying to a spouse regardless of the details. We had a similar case in Toronto where a Russian told some guy he was the father of her child. He spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and five years to get her and his son immigrated to Canada. Then she told him he wasn't the father of the kid and she was leaving him and moving to the US. Did he have a right to feel used? -John
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I want to know which XMan Monica is. Cyclops? Wolverine? Although it would be a stretch to imagine Wolverine as a former woman.]
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