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Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
There is a right way and a wrong way to do things.
First you have a guy in Bonita Springs, Florida who was
pinched stealing change from a fountain in a shopping
center.
43-year-old Laslo Mujzer was charged with petty theft
after a shopper at the Coastland Center mall reported him
for allegedly taking change from an outdoor fountain.
The money in the fountain is intended for the Habitat for
Humanity of Collier County, but apparently Laslo didn't
have quite enough for his morning latte.
Then you have Craig Davidson of Phoenix, Arizona. For the
last 25 years Craig has taken a morning run just for the
exercise, but he's never so focused on his run that he
doesn't stop to pick up loose change on the street.
Since 1983 his morning constitutional has earned him, in
addition to a healthy heart, $8,100 in free money. That
might not sound like much, but Davidson says he has paid
for a Hawaiian vacation for himself and his wife with
money others overlooked.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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---------- 90-year-old attends her first dance ----------
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A Missouri teenager said he took his
90-year-old great-grandmother to his school prom to help
her fulfill a lifelong wish. Hasselteen Rumba, 90, said
she was encouraged to make a bucket list of new exper-
iences she wanted to try by Independence Care Center Manor
activities director Tracy Bunch, who was inspired by the
movie "The Bucket List," WDAF-TV, Kansas City, Mo., report-
ed Monday. Great-grandson Ron Blalock said he decided to
help Rumba after learning that attending a dance was on
her list. "She never went to a prom and I figured I'm
having a prom so she should come with me and enjoy her-
self," Blalock said. Rumba said she wasn't allowed to
attend dances as a teenager. "Well about 60 years ago
my folks was real strict," Rumba said. "They said oh no
you're not going to a dance. I couldn't do that." Rumba
and Blalock attended the Fort Osage Prom together Saturday
in Kansas City. The 90-year-old, who already crossed off
attending a concert and meeting Reba McEntire, said she
has not yet decided what will be next on her bucket list.
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-------- Computer addicted teen put in state care --------
OLOFSTROM, Sweden - A Swedish teenager who missed school
for three years because of his computer addiction has
been placed in state custody, officials said. The 16-year-
old from southern Sweden allegedly threatened suicide if
he were to be moved from his home and his hours on his
computer reduced, The Local reported Tuesday. Vaxjo
administrative court said it was invoking the Involuntary
Treatment Act because the boy has missed school since the
spring of 2007 and was at significant risk of damage to
his health. The court ordered a psychological evaluation
to establish how the boy could be helped to handle every-
day life. The boy's behavior had become increasingly
disruptive, said a social worker in Olofstrom assigned
to support the boy's parents in raising him. The teen
had resisted home schooling but expressed an interest in
completing school in order to become a computer programmer,
authorities said.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> READER COMMENTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Lewis: Re the story about the guy in India who does not
eat or drink: he has already been well investigated
twice!...and found to be telling the truth! There are
other cases like this that have also been investigated
and found to valid. It is just that people often can't
handle this sort of stuff. -Bob
[I really tend to be skeptical about this kind of thing.
I know the human body can go very long periods without
any solid food...but I refuse to believe anybody can go
that long without liquids.]
4NIK8ME. Did you not get it? fornicateme!
[Got it. And to the dozen other people who wrote in with
similar comments....got it. Apparently you didn't get my
joke. This reminds me of the story TZ loves to tell about
his wife. She saw a license plate that read DRT BAG and
asked TZ why anybody would want a license plate that said
"Dr. T-Bag".]
Lewis, you ass. I've been a subscriber of Bizarre News since
before you even existed as editor and only in the past couple
of weeks have I ever not gotten an issue. How dare you just
randomly unsubscribe me. You better have a good reason for
it. Is it because I won't show you my boobs?? -Alexandria
[Sure. If that makes you feel better.]
LEWIS, DID YOU HERE THE STORY ABOUT THE GUY WHO PISSED ON
HIS PLAY STATION 2, IT WAS STILL PLUGGED IN, HE WAS TAKEN
TO THE HOSPITAL UNCONSCIOUS.
[All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.]
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