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Saturday, November 20, 2010
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
This is how you would expect a super hero origin story
would start.
Workers at the decommissioned Hanford nuclear complex in
Washington say they are looking for a radioactive mouse,
following the capture of a radioactive rabbit.
Radioactive mouse droppings have been found in the same
area where radioactive rabbit droppings were found this
month, officials of Washington Closure Hanford said.
The company is responsible for cleaning up waste sites,
demolishing buildings, placing two plutonium production
reactors and one nuclear facility in interim safe storage
at the decommissioned nuclear production complex on the
Columbia River.
Because the mouse and rabbit droppings were found in the
same area, WCH officials say they believe the animals
ate or drank a common source of radioactive cesium con-
tamination.
While the captured radioactive rabbit did not show any
super abilities authorities are being cautious.
Bizarrely,
Lewis
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--------------- Teen Denies Turkey Theft ---------------
NEW YORK - A New York 19-year-old accused of shoving a
turkey breast into his pants at a grocery store told a
newspaper he took a sandwich but denied stealing the
breast. Deon Williams turned down a plea deal with a six-
month jail sentence for the robbery charge, claiming he
was falsely accused of shoving the 12-pound Boars Head
turkey breast into his pants and attempting to smuggle it
out of the Fine Fare supermarket, the New York Post report-
ed Thursday. "I didn't do it," Williams told the Post.
"OK, I stole a cold-cut sandwich because I was hungry, but
I put everything (else) back." Prosecutors allege Williams
left the store with the turkey in his pants and was chased
down by the butcher, who demanded he hand over the breast.
Williams allegedly placed the turkey on the ground and
punched the butcher in the jaw.
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------- Teacher Holds "Ghostbusters" at Gunpoint --------
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. - A Tennessee judge has ruled a school-
teacher was not justified in holding a group of "ghost-
buster" teenagers at gunpoint at a local cemetery. Friends
and neighbors of Stacy Swallows say he only wanted to
protect a private graveyard near his home north of
Chattanooga when he roadblocked nine teenagers late one
night in early September and pointed an assault rifle at
their cars, the Chattanooga Times Free Press reported
Thursday. Used needles and condoms had been found among
grave markers, headstones were overturned and cars were
parked around the property late at night, they said. "It
had been trashed so many times by a bunch of punks," Tommy
Iles, a friend of Swallows, said outside of court. "These
kids don't have any respect." But Hamilton County Sessions
Court Judge Bob Moon said a history of mischief at the
cemetery didn't give Swallows the right to hold the teens
at gunpoint. "They were curious ghostbusters, but they
weren't criminals," Moon said of the teenagers. "Should
the young people have been there? No. Did they commit a
crime? No." Moon ordered the case, in which Swallows is
charged with aggravated assault and false imprisonment,
sent to the Hamilton County grand jury.
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