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Keep Your Pets Dry and Comfortable with the Pet Absorb Towel
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September 20, 2010
Greetings...
A public service announcement from the people of Arizona to the mighty
powers that be...
Enough! We give! Uncle! Make it stop! Send us a cold front that cools
us down to a chilly 100 degrees!
As you can tell, by the end of September and three months of 100+ temps,
(plus being the operative word here, 108 yesterday), I'm a little "testy".
I'm not the only one, anywhere you go, people all have that same dazed,
sun-baked look. I'm not sure of the statistics, but I'll bet there are a
few people sitting in jail for punching someone after hearing, "hot enough
for ya"?
But...it's a dry heat. Two responses to that one. Yes, it sure is, I'll
take it over heat WITH humidity any day, and...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
We take it pretty well all Summer even though we may not like it, but
when you have to pop in your DVD of Dr. Zhivago to watch all the scenes
of freezing, bitter, cold packed scenes to try to force a little chill
into your body, I'd say it's time to turn the heat down in our state...
When I first moved down here and worked in a salon, I remember one of
my customers complaining about the "dang sunshine 360 days a year". I
couldn't believe my ears after growing up in Chicago where the Winters
were so cold and grey with the sun barely peeking out most days. I
thought about it and "knew" I would never feel like she did...
HA!!!
A cloudy day is one to be worshipped and turn even the most complacent
person into a spiritual soul full of thanks to the heavens above! You
find yourself hoping a swarm of birds fly across long enough to give you
3.5 seconds of shade. You search the Internet to see if there's a way
to cause a Solar eclipse and if you're like me, you position a Great
Dane or two in front of you to block out anything other than darkness!
You don't feel like doing much at this time of the year and exercise is
about the last thing you want to do and wait until it starts to cool off
to work out and get in shape. Luckily for me, I found an easy way to make
that happen...
While watching TV and seeing the same commercial over and over advertising
shoes that will get my legs, thighs and butt into the shape of a nubile
20-something-year-old, I plan to take it to the next level and prove to
these young whippersnappers that they may have the youth, we have the
brains...
I'm getting two pair and putting one pair on my hands, one pair on
my feet, I can then walk on all fours in these miracle shoes and have
toned arms to match my new "perky" butt...
Don't mind me, it's the heat...