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Don't You Hate Not Knowing About The Batteries In Your Drawer?
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October 19, 2009


Greetings...

We're hoping that the rest of our mailing list gets this column today. =

I'm aware that many still haven't been receiving it and I have been tryin=
g
to personally answer as many of the emails that I have been getting about=

the problem, but unfortunately, I can answer a hundred or so, but the
thousands that I have been getting is virtually impossible to respond to.=
..

Of course, I always make an exception when there's hate mail...

:-)

continued below...

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I was wondering how to discuss this next topic without it bringing in
a barrage of Anti-Obama mail riddled with racist, nasty, and profanity =

laden remarks...

Given my past experience, I realized I can't and still feel the need
to bring our Prez up because of his recent Nobel Peace Prize...

When I heard he had received the award, I was dumbfounded along with
millions of people all over the world. How on Earth could he not only
get the award, but "deserve" it?

This award has always been a respected award and an honor beyond honors=

for efforts and work in various fields that are given to recipients... =


This award is given for results, not promises...

To make matters worse, the nominations for the awards were only days afte=
r
he took office. He did even LESS then than he has done to date. The
reputation of the committee has deservedly been questioned because of thi=
s...

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Now...before you decided to send those anti-Obama emails, understand that=

I truly believe he believes what WE believe, and that is, he doesn't dese=
rve
the award and actually seemed uncomfortable when talking about it because=

even HE knew how it would be perceived and ridiculed. Granted, he is
donating the money to charity, which most recipients do, and there are =

those who feel he should have turned it down...

Nah, I wouldn't do THAT, but I believe this will always be a sore spot =

now and years to come when the announcement of the Nobel prizes are
announced...

I realize there are still quite a few months before the next bunch are =

nominated for next year's Nobel prizes, but I would humbly like to submit=

my own name for the Nobel Peace Prize. My qualifications are as follows..=
.

For yearsssssssss, I broke up fights between my two boys without either o=
ne
getting killed...

I have single handedly stopped arguments dead in their tracks before they=

got out of hand...

Although...I have caused quite a few arguments in my time so you can canc=
el
the last one out if you wish...

I have stopped two 100+ pound Danes from chewing and ripping each other's=
ears
off...

I have bit my tongue in marriage to keep the peace and went further by bi=
ting
HIS tongue to make sure the peace lasted...

I PRMISE to do everything in my power to get people to talk and be happy.=
..

I humbly submit these qualifications for 2010's Nobel Peace Prize and to =

those who say it isn't enough, I say...

Hey, I did just as much, if not MORE than the guy who got it this year!=
!!


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