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June 21, 2010

Greetings...

I hope all the dads out there had a great Father's Day! Flyboy had to=
work and didn't get home until late Sunday night. Most of you know he
is a Captain at Southwest Airlines and Southwest was in the news over
the weekend for two reasons...

The first reason is a milestone...

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brunt of many jokes along the way, but also a lot of admiration
for the way they run the company and its profitablility in an age
where bankrupcies and losses in the billions have been the norm for
years...

Flyboy has been with them only ten years, but loves his job as much
today as he did when he first started...

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The second reason Southwest Airlines was in the news is one of those
stories that has you, excuse the expression "shaking your heads",
and you'll understand why I'm already asking for the "excuse" when I=
explain why...

I already know that some may take offense at the story and the subsequent=
humor I have as I tell you about it. I guess I could apologize a"head= " of
time, but what the heck, I'll just "go for it"...

A Little Rock, Arkansas Southwest employee had to call the local authorit= ies
when they refused to transport three improperly labeled containers of...=

HUMAN HEADS!!! You read that right, it's not one of my famous typos= ! The
"head count" was between 40 and 60 and turned over to the county coro= ner.
They were being shipped in three containers by an Arkansas-based consulti= ng
firm, to a research company in Fort Worth, Texas...

Uh...Consulting Firm? Were these "passengers" very good at their job,= or
very bad? (Come on, there is NO way NOT to make a few jokes about this!= )


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Understand, the practice of shipping body parts isn't uncommon at all and=
Flypup used to carry all kinds of "fun" stuff when he worked for his = last
Cargo company. What caused the ruckus with this shipment was the improper=
labeling that created suspicion due to the amount of black market undergr= ound
trade that is rampant all over the world...

I saw this story on the news and couldn't wait for Flyboy to get home to=
razz him a bit, but he beat me to the punch and walked through the door=
doing a sick impression of "Captain Bobblehead"...

I guess that's how you know you've been with someone a long time when you=
already assume the person you're going home to is as sick as the person=
walking through the door is, because I took one look at him and asked him=
if he was the Captain flying the shipment of World Cup soccer balls...
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