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November 10, 2010
Greetings...
Every once in a while, a news story comes out that brings out the
giggles in some of us and probably, the anger in others. The story
that cracked me up this week is the Highland Park, Michigan lottery
winner who was the single winner of 128.6 million buvkaroos...
Ordinarily, something like this alone wouldn't make me laugh, but the
part that did was where the winner purchased the winning ticket...
An adult bookstore, and I'm not talking about the public library that
caters to adult bookworms...
Not surpising, the winner hasn't come forward as of yet and it could be
because he, (yeah, I'm assuming it is a "he") is meeting with his accountant,
family, or lawyer. If he's married, the lawyer is probably the first call
he made. Why am I also assuming he is either married or in a relationship?
Because a single guy probably would have laughed it off and come forward...
But...IF the guy is married, what do you think the conversation around
the dinner table was/is regarding where the ticket was purchased, or do
you think 128 million is more than enough to say you're sorry. Maybe he'll
promise to never go back into an adult bookstore and can now afford to
build one in his home, although he'd definitely be a single guy with
half of the 128 million if he tried that stunt...
Quite frankly, I don't think there is a woman out there who is dumb
enough to believe their guy hasn't viewed porn at one time or another
and it usually becomes an issue when it becomes an obsession. Without
knowing any of the details about this lottery winner, we really know
nothing about his life or circumstances, but you have to admit, it IS
funny if you have any kind of sense of humor...
I haven't seen what the winning numbers are and who knows, his visit there
may have inspired him and maybe the first winning number are...
36...24...36
Some of you may or may not remember that I was a victim of identity theft
earlier this year. Not only does it make you feel violated, it is a pain
in the neck cleaning up the mess it creates. I have a shredder and admit,
I absolutely hate using it and the time it takes because I usually end up
throwing all the papers in a bag and then it becomes an hour long, noisy
job. Sometimes I get fed up and hand rip some of the papers that leave
remnants of names and addresses...
I found something not only quieter, but easier and effective...
It's an ID Protector Stamp. It effectively and permanently obscures
your name and address on forms so you just stamp the form and toss it
in the trash. I doesn't get any easier than that!
This stamp will render printed personal information illegible.
No expensive shredders needed. Specially designed permanent
ink pattern jumbles confidential info printed on mail, checks,
letters and more. Environmentally friendly...
One thing you do need to know. On glossy paper such as magazines, etc.
you have to allow the ink to dry because it will rub off until it's
dry. It will not rub off once dry...
The price is right and after having Lifelock and paying almost 100 bucks
for it, only to still have my identity stolen, this is well worth not
only the price, but the security...
You're going to want one of these for your desk drawer...
ID Protector Stamp by US Patrol
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Since the person who stole my identity didn't follow through with a full
identity theft and come over here and clean my toilets, I figure I'm
taking an extra step to prevent it from happening again...
:-)